ღMax
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Mischief managed.
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Post by ღMax on Oct 17, 2008 21:19:03 GMT -5
....First you make him almost die, now this?
You're killing me Quill, you really are.
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Post by Quill on Oct 17, 2008 21:20:29 GMT -5
I can't think about stuff for a unit right now...
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ღMax
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Post by ღMax on Oct 17, 2008 21:23:13 GMT -5
-sniffle- -goes off to write-
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ღMax
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Post by ღMax on Feb 26, 2009 13:09:44 GMT -5
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a brand new ARRIAH unit!
Basic Information
Name: Arriah
Date of Birth: February 28, 2009(Differs from date of manufacture)
Date of Manufacture: Unknown
Age: 6
Height: 4'11"
Weight: 108 lbs.
Length: Not available for this unit
Your ARRIAH unit comes with the following accessories:
-One glittery pink sweater -One white tank top -One pair of jeans -One pair of shoes -One pair of pajamas -One pair of socks
Other available accessories available for this unit:
-One oversized shirt belonging to a VEXEL unit -Two hair bows
Opening your ARRIAH unit:
ARRIAH units are shipped in bed-shaped boxes. This unit can be coaxed from it's box by a MAXINA, a VEXEL or a JOSHUA unit.
Programming: Your ARRIAH unit is programmed to perform any of the following modes:
Daughter: Your ARRIAH unit is the daughter of a VEXEL and MAXINA unit. This is default.
Friend: Your ARRIAH unit is friendly and gentle. This is also default.
Modes:
Your ARRIAH unit is programmed with the following modes:
-Daughter (default) -Shy -Gentle -In love -Older (older) -OOC (locked)
In the default Daughter mode, your ARRIAH unit will be very clingy to a VEXEL unit. This is normal and does not harm either unit.
In Shy mode, your ARRIAH unit will not talk to anyone but VEXEL and MAXINA units.
In Love mode and Gentle mode, ARRIAH will spend a lot of time with a LEO unit. This is normal.
-In Older mode, your ARRIAH unit will grow to be 12 years old overnight. This is unlocked with a LEO unit and a JOSHUA unit. Not harmful to any units.
The OOC mode can only be unlocked by a MANNING unit. Your ARRIAH unit will become hostile. WARNING: Do not unlock this mode. This could result in the death of your ARRIAH unit and an unstable rage from a VEXEL unit. Take to a JOSHUA unit immedietely for repair.
Relationships with other UNITS:
VEXEL: Your unit’s father. This unit will protect your ARRIAH unit, and love her no matter what.
MAXINA: Your unit's mother. See VEXEL unit.
DEMAIX: Your units friend and 'uncle'.
ZELUXIA: See DEMAIX unit.
JOSHUA: Your ARRIAH unit's creator and uncle. He made ARRIAH using VEXEL and MAXINA's blood. He cares deeply for ARRIAH, and protects her.
VARIEN: Keep this unit away from your ARRIAH unit! Exposure can cause death and other dangers.
MANNING: Extreme danger! See VARIEN unit. Can also unlock OOC mode.
Cleaning:
Your ARRIAH unit is perfectly capable of cleaning itself and will probably fear you if you suggest otherwise.
Feeding and Rest:
Your ARRIAH unit will eat and sleep normally.
Disposal:
Your ARRIAH unit can be returned to manufacturer, but cannot be disposed of unless exposed to a MANNING unit or a VARIEN unit.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My ARRIAH unit is trying to kill me! A: Your ARRIAH unit has been put in OOC mode. Reset, or take your ARRIAH unit to a JOSHUA unit to fix this problem quickly.
Q: My ARRIAH unit is gone! A: Your ARRIAH unit is probably spending time with a LEO unit, or her PARENTAL units.
Q: My ARRIAH unit is older! A: Your ARRIAH unit has been exposed to a LEO unit. Don't worry, this is normal, and doesn't cause harm to either unit.
Troubleshooting:
Problem: My ARRIAH unit is completely unresponsive. Solution: Reset your ARRIAH unit. It has been in contact with a VARIEN or a MANNING unit.
Final Note With proper guidance and care, your ARRIAH unit should live an enjoyable life and be with you until you feel the need to return her. Enjoy!
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EvilCopepod
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Post by EvilCopepod on Mar 1, 2009 4:55:51 GMT -5
Congratulations! You are now the owner of a brand new THRAX unit!
Basic Information
Name: Thrax
Date of Manufacture: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: Unknown
Length: Not available for this unit
Your THRAX unit comes with the following accessories:
- 1 Black Trench Coat - 1 Grey Turtleneck - 1 Pair of Grey Sweatpants - 1 Black chain (Hypothalamus beads included) - 1 Pair of Sunglasses - 1 Pair of Combat Boots
Other available accessories available for this unit:
- More Hypothalamus Beads may be added
Opening your THRAX unit:
THRAX units are usually shipped in a steel enforced box, there is no guarantee it may reach you. You may receive only a melted box, THRAX units have their left hands frozen upon shipping, it may be broken against the wall, thus causing it to escape. Make sure to stand away from opening of door, it is prone to attack the first thing it sees.
Programming: Your THRAX unit is programmed to perform any of the following modes:
Virus: Your unit is a deadly virus, that is default
Modes:
Your THRAX unit is programmed with the following modes:
-Virus(default) -Boss -Lady's Man(locked) -Drunk(locked)
In virus mode, the THRAX unit will try to kill almost every human in the vicinity, may rant about getting into medical books. Size differences will confuse, but adapts quickly. Bribe with booze and whatever your unit may want, or take to a secluded area or where there are people you don't care about(or hate).
Boss mode is when the THRAX unit will try to get you to call it 'Boss' and do whatever it says. You must comply to this, there is no tolerance for 'resistance' and it will try to kill you if you even do so much as ask questions.
Lady's Man can only be unlocked by a really hot looking chick, the LEAH unit is known to do this. Will act excessively friendly with females and try to come onto them.
You do not want to unlock the Drunk mode, but sometimes you must to quell the THRAX unit's sober behavior, it is activated by drinking excessive amounts of booze. Keep all valuable objects/persons away during this mode, it is unpredictable in this mode.
Relationships with other UNITS:
OZZY: Keep away at all costs. THRAX unit will try to murder the OZZY unit, and it may succeed.
LEAH: Will either try to kill or rape this unit. Must keep away as well for the THRAX unit is unpredictable when coming into contact with the LEAH unit.
DRIX: The DRIX unit will try to kill the THRAX unit on sight. Do not let these two into the same room, there is no telling which one will survive.
Cleaning:
The THRAX unit does not need to be cleaned. It may take occasional showers using only water. Do NOT get any disinfectants or other virus killing products near the THRAX unit because it is possible to cause permanent damage or rack up your bill on incubation visits.
Feeding and Rest:
The THRAX unit does not need to eat or sleep.
Disposal:
Although many have tried abandoning their THRAX units, it is not recommended, it will come back to get revenge so you must dispose of it properly. Expose it to multiple DRIX units at a time or use viral killers, though it is not a good idea to do on your own because the THRAX unit is very hard to kill.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q. My THRAX unit is stalking my pet, what does it mean? A. You may need to send your pet elsewhere, the THRAX unit dislikes animals and is most likely trying to kill it.
Q. My THRAX unit is getting along with the OZZY unit, what the hell? A. There may be a malfunction in your THRAX unit. Call services on how to fix this.
Q. How do I get my THRAX unit to stop trying to kill me? A. Try to earn it's favor (and keep it) and it will not try to kill you.
Q. My THRAX unit is watching me while I sleep, it's eyes scare me, how do I get it to stop? A. It has nothing to do at night, so you should send your THRAX unit to a nightclub or some other night-time entertainment center.
Q. Should I touch my THRAX unit? A. No. You must never touch it, it will become extremely aggressive.
Q. How do I get my THRAX unit away from the LEAH unit? A. This is very hard to do, never leave them alone and seperate if possible.
Q. What does the glowing claw mean? A. It may mean that your THRAX unit is upset, but usually it will only do this when it is about to kill or burn something.
Troubleshooting:
Problem: My THRAX unit is not doing anything at all. Not even the OZZY unit gets a response. Solution: Reset it. It is most likely recovering from it's Drunk mode. Remove OZZY unit before resetting.
Final Note: Getting a THRAX unit is a big handful, unless you can take the heat, it is highly recommended to not even consider having this unit. If you can earn it's favor, though, you can have one hell of a good time, although it may not always be legal fun.
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Post by Quill on Mar 1, 2009 5:07:22 GMT -5
((My version!))
Congratulations! You are now the owner of your very own THRAX unit. To ensure that you get the most out of your deadly virus, please carefully read the following instructions.
Basic Information
Name: Thrax (AKA El Muerte Rojo) Date of Manufacture: Unknown Place of Manufacture: Warner Bros. Inc; Microbiology Division Height: 5’ 2” Weight: Unknown; somewhat heavy
Your THRAX unit comes with the follow accessories:
1 Black trenchcoat 1 Black or dark gray turtleneck sweater 1 Pair black pants 1 Pair black combat boots 1 Chain containing 22 DNA beads 1 Pair black shades
Opening your THRAX Unit:
All THRAX units are shipped in special heat-resistant containers. When opening, be sure that there are no medical instruments in sight and be prepared to douse your unit with a fire extinguisher.
Programming:
Your THRAX unit is programmed to perform any of the following functions:
Assassin: THRAX units are quite deadly and more than willing to kill one or two humans. However, unless your unit REALLY likes you, there is no guarantee he will kill the human you want. Firestarter: If your unit is willing enough, he may light fires for you when camping. Don’t expect there to be a forest when he’s done. Serial Killer: Your unit is more than happy to perform this function. He probably will whether you want him to or not.
Modes:
Your THRAX unit comes programmed with the following modes:
Badass (default) Schizophrenic Pissed Lusty (semi-locked) Drunk (locked)
While in its default Badass mode, THRAX units will be…badass. It will order you around and kill humans, but is fairly harmless…relatively speaking. In Schizophrenic mode, your THRAX unit will become angry without reason, and will most likely kill any GERM units under its orders. This is normal, and does not usually last long. In Pissed mode, THRAX units will become much more violent than normal, and will often curse, shout, and cause a lot of damage to the surrounding area until it calms down. Avoid this mode as much as possible. Lusty mode is normally only unlocked when the THRAX unit is drunk, but certain female units can activate it as well. In this mode, the THRAX unit will flirt shamelessly and attempt to rape its chosen target. Don’t let it be you. Drunk mode can only be unlocked if your Thrax unit is drunk. It is very similar to Lusty mode, but it will often become violent as well. Try to avoid this mode.
Relationships With Other Units
GERM: THRAX units will gather several GERM units at a time and have them work as lackeys. Unintelligent GERM units may activate the THRAX unit’s Schizophrenic mode. This is normal, and the THRAX unit will simple gather more units. OSMOSIS: This unit will drop your unit in alcohol and destroy it. Avoid at all costs. GAINDA: THRAX considers this unit the only intelligent GERM unit. They are almost friends. DALIBOR: THRAX units consider these units pricks, but acknowledge their skill. RED-X: These two units hate each other. Avoid extended contact. MATT ENGARDE: THRAX units consider these units screwed up in the head. Their relationship is similar to that with the GAINDA unit. COPE: THRAX units consider these units idiots. THRAX unit frequently kill these units to relieve stress. This is normal.
Cleaning:
Since THRAX units are viruses, they do not bathe. Do not attempt to bathe your THRAX unit if you value your life.
Feeding and Rest:
THRAX units do not require food or rest to function. They may incubate if they are injured, and enjoy booze. Provide these, but do not let your unit get drunk.
Disposal:
If you wish to dispose of your THRAX unit, and we don’t really blame you, simply inform your unit that you don’t own it anymore, and it will leave immediately. Alternately, donate it to the Epidemic. They will appreciate it.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My THRAX unit has all these weird looking guys following him around. Should I be worried? A: Not at all. Those are just some GERM units that your THRAX unit has acquired. Allow him to do with them as he wishes.
Q: My THRAX unit is calling me ‘baby’ a lot, but he still hates me. Is it a glitch? A: This is just the way THRAX units talk. Deal with it.
Q: I was cleaning my bathroom, and I accidentally spilled disinfectant on my THRAX unit. He turned green and then sort of…dissolved. Can I get a refund. A: We are terribly sorry for your loss, but do not provide refunds for disinfected THRAX units.
Q: My THRAX unit got drunk and raped me! A: We are terribly sorry, but are not responsible for this. Please specify in your will that the THRAX SPAWN units belong to this company.
Q: I was out with my THRAX unit, and we saw this blond guy in black leather, and the two started fighting! What happened? A: Ah, that would be a MELLO unit. They are not manufactured by our company, but in the off chance that a THRAX unit comes in contact with any DEATH NOTE unit, THRAX units will become insulted and will try and kill the offending units. Do not try to dissuade him.
Troubleshooting
Problem: Your unit came in contact with disinfectant and dissolved. Solution: A new unit must be purchased. No refunds are given for dissolved THRAX units. Problem: Your THRAX unit is being hunted by an OSMOSIS unit and a DRIX unit Solution: Convince your THRAX unit to hide and distract the units with a RED-X unit.
Final Note
THRAX units are a big responsibility, and require a lot of maintenance and care, usually in the form of repairs to your home and your own body. THRAX units live an unspecified amount of time, so make sure your family is set to care for it should you die.
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ღMax
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Post by ღMax on Mar 1, 2009 15:03:16 GMT -5
Congratulations! You are now the owner of your very own DEMAIX unit. To ensure that you get the most out of your DEMAIX unit, please carefully read the following instructions.
Basic Information
Name: Demaix (Dem, Demy, Nii-San) Date of Manufacture: Unknown Place of Manufacture: LIZ Productions; Fusion Department Height: 6'1" Weight: 130 lbs. Length: Classified.
Your DEMAIX unit comes with the follow accessories:
1 Whitte vest with moon design 1 black or dark blue tank top 1 Pair jeans 1 Pair tennis shoes 1 dogta necklace 1 Claytar
Opening your DEMAIX Unit:
All DEMAIX units are shipped in special water-resistant containers. Coax out of the box with the mention of a YOSHIYA unit or a ZELUXIA unit.
Programming:
Your DEMAIX unit is programmed to perform any of the following functions:
Friend: DEMAIX units are faithful friends and will protect those they care for.
Bodyguard: DEMAIX units are well equiped for protection, and will gladly keep you safe if you are a good person.
Modes:
Your DEMAIX unit comes programmed with the following modes:
Goofy (default) Laid-Back (Default) Romantic (semi-default) Emo (locked) Big Brother Pissed (locked)
While in its default Goofy and Laid-Back modes, DEMAIX units are fun to be around and will make jokes. In Romantic mode, your DEMAIX unit will flirt with a ZELUXIA unit. Do not let the two fight, as it will unlock your DEMAIX unit's Emo mode. In Emo mode, DEMAIX units will become sad and unresponsive. To correct this, reset, or bring him to a ZELUXIA or YOSHIYA unit. Big Brother mode is activated when a DEMAIX unit is exposed to a YOSHIYA unit. This is good for both units, and do not try to keep them apart. Pissed mode is unlocked by certain rare situations, and can be identified when your DEMAIX unit's eyes change to gold. Calm him down as soon as possible. Relationships With Other Units
ZELUXIA: Your DEMAIX unit's significant other. He spends lots of time with this unit, and loves him dearly. YOSHIYA: Your DEMAIX unit's adopted little brother. Your DEMAIX unit will become protective and gentle with this unit, and YOSHIYA units make DEMAIX units happy. VEXEL: Friend of DEMAIX units. Your unit will protect and talk to this unit. MAXINA: See VEXEL.
Cleaning:
DEMAIX units are capable of cleaning themselves, so you should not worry about this feature.
Feeding and Rest:
DEMAIX units sleep and eat regularly, but a glitch in the DEMAIX units will prevent him from eating and sleeping in Emo mode. Reset immedietely.
Disposal:
If you wish to dispose of your DEMAIX unit, simply give him to an owner of a ZELUXIA unit, or return him to your manufacturer.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My DEMAIX unit's eyes changed color. Should I be worried? A: Depends. If his eyes are gold, reset, or calm him down quickly. Otherwise, he is fine.
Q: My DEMAIX unit isn't answering to anything. A: Reset your DEMAIX unit, or expose him to a ZELUXIA unit.
Q: I got a blonde guy who says 'dance, water, dance!' a lot. A: You have been sent a DEMYX unit by accident. You can either keep this lovable unit, or send him back for a switch with no charge.
Troubleshooting
Problem: Your unit refuses to respond. Solution: Reset your unit or make him happy with a YOSHIYA unit or a ZELUXIA unit.
Final Note
With proper care and maintainance, your DEMAIX unit will live a long, happy life. Enjoy!
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chez
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Post by chez on Aug 2, 2009 22:16:31 GMT -5
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a brand new MR H unit!
Basic Information
Name: Sanae Hanekoma (Mr. H, CAT, Producer of Shibuya, That-Guy-Over-There-Feeling-Up-A-Raven)
Date of Birth: March 3, year unknown (and don't expect the unit to divulge this information)
Date of Manufacture: Unknown
Height: unknown, as the unit is rather good at avoiding proper analysis
Weight: see above
Length: Not available for this unit.
Your MR H unit comes with the following accessories:
-Several white dress shirts -Several pairs black slacks -1 black vest -1 pair sunglasses -1 Silver Baron wristwatch -Several cans spraypaint (your MR H unit will request a constant supply of these, sold seperately) -Several bags coffee beans (see above)
Opening your MR H unit:
MR H units are shipped in large, expensive boxes, often decorated with spray paint. Your MR H unit can be easily coaxed out of its box if offered coffee or coffee beans.
Programming: Your MR H units is programmed to perform any of the following modes
Barista: Your unit's standard setting. Whether or not the unit is being asked to preform cafe-related services, he will be more than happy to make coffee and pastries for all in the vicinity; just don't expect it to come for free.
Cheapskate: Regardless of this unit's financial success, he is very inclined to overcharge for food and beverages. Do not attempt to haggle, as it only results in failure.
Guardian: Your MR H unit has an uncanny habit of showing up just when his assistance is needed, and is quite willing to offer advice and life lessons.
Artist: Though your MR H unit tends to be quite secretive while in this mode, he will spend a great deal of time sketching on any available surfaces, including but not limited to: paper, napkins, fabric, walls, and homework. Do not leave important papers lying about when your unit is near.
Modes:
Your MR H unit is programmed with the following modes
-Dandy Cafe Owner (default) -Serious -Annoyed -CAT -Producer -Violent (locked) -Badtouch (locked) -Coffee Withdrawal (locked)
In the default Dandy Cafe Owner mode, MR H units will mainly behave cheerfully and enthusiastically.
Serious mode is most commonly activated when your MR H unit comes into contact with someone who is breaking the rules of the Reaper's Game. It will not pass until the issue is resolved.
Annoyed mode is the extreme of Serious mode. It is uncommon, and should be avoided if you value your life and your coffee.
CAT mode is the extreme extent of your MR H unit's Artist programming. He will become extremely secretive while in this mode. Any and all attempts to recognize that this mode exists will be met with amusement and feigned obliviousness.
Producer mode is similar to Serious mode, though triggered only by issues involving the Reaper's Game. Your MR H unit will become secretive, and may be observed taking notes on the Game's progress or communicating with any ANGEL units or JOSHUA units in the area.
Violent mode is extremely uncommon, though may be triggered if a JOSHUA unit is threatened or attacked. MR H units are not very aggressive and will react mostly defensively, but just in case, the manufacturers are not responsible for injuries or death caused by a Violent MR H.
Badtouch mode can be triggered when a MR H unit is kept in extended contact with a NEVERMORE unit. It is rumored that this mode can be triggered by other units, such as a JOSHUA, NEKU or MINAMIMOTO, though this is not confirmed.
Coffee Withdrawal mode is similar to Violent mode and should be avoided at all costs.
Relationships with other UNITS:
JOSHUA: The MR H unit shares a close bond with the JOSHUA unit, though has been known to risk this relationship if the city of Shibuya is threatened.
NEKU: The MR H unit is fond of NEKU units, and tends to be amused by their reaction to CAT mode. MR H units are always willing to offer advice and coffee to a NEKU unit in need.
MINAMIMOTO: Your MR H unit usually holds a certain level of respect and fondness for any MINAMIMOTO unit. However, if the MINAMIMOTO unit has interacted with a YOSHIYA unit, your MR H will instead respond negatively to any forced interaction.
NEVERMORE: MR H units respect NEVERMORE units, though they show this very rarely, as Badtouch mode is often activated in a NEVERMORE unit's presence. The MR H and NEVERMORE units are often drawn to each other in a recurring cycle of having-to-save-each-others'-asses, during which the Badtouch usually occurs.
JAY (remnant edition): Your MR H unit will be very fond of JAY units, and will treat this unit like an adopted son. However, MR H units like nothing better than to embarrass JAY units, and can often be observed making sexuality-related jokes when JAY units are nearby.
YOSHIYA (K-model): MR H units are extremely protective of YOSHIYA units, and while their bond to a YOSHIYA unit is not as close as the bond with a JOSHUA unit, your unit will defend a YOSHIYA with their life.
THRAX: Your MR H unit can potentially sustain damage from this unit and all contact should be avoided. If the THRAX has come into contact with a YOSHIYA, your MR H may react aggressively towards the unit.
MIANA: MR H units are also extremely fond of MIANA units, and it is rumored that your MR H unit may go into a mode known as Sexy when kept in extended contact with one.
KANNA (music goddess edition): See above.
Cleaning:
Your MR H unit is perfectly capable of cleaning himself, though if you manage to take him by surprise he may not be completely adverse to having assistance in this.
Feeding and Rest:
Your MR H unit does not keep to usual sleeping patterns, and when in CAT mode, may pull all-nighters to finish a design. This is a common side effect of the unit's Artist programming and should not be treated with concern.
You should supply your unit with constant access to coffee and coffee beans.
Disposal:
MR H units are capable of functioning on their own and do not mind being kicked out, assuming they are given a parting gift of coffee or coffee beans.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My MR H unit vanishes for long periods of time and won't tell me where he's been. is this normal? A: Your MR H unit had entered either CAT or Producer mode, both of which can cause this behavior. It cannot be avoided and we apologise for the inconvenience.
Q: How do I control the Artist programming of a MR H unit? A: Try supplying your MR H unit with art supplies, blank canvases, blank sketchbooks, and blank public walls.
Q: My MR H unit has gotten jumpy, paranoid, and kind of frightening. What's going on? A: Your unit may have been slightly traumatized due to injury inflicted by a TURRET, THRAX or KAI unit, and is now in a variation of Violent mode. We advise you to reset the unit, and would also like to note that the manufacturers are not responsible for the actions of a MR H unit in this state.
Troubleshooting:
Problem: My MR H unit will not activate/cannot be removed from its box/will not listen to me/has gone into Coffee Withdrawal mode without reason! I gave him coffee! Solution: Get better coffee, you cheapass.
Problem: I tried to activate my unit's Badtouch mode when in contact with a YOSHIYA unit, and it worked! Now what? Solution: Die in a fire.
Problem: I think my MR H unit is giving pervy looks to teenage boys/underage UNITS... Solution: Your unit's Badtouch mode has been activated. Simply reset the unit.
Problem: My MR H unit goes into Annoyed mode whenever I try to shower with him! Solution: Your unit may have come into contact with a MIANA or KANNA unit, or its Badtouch mode has been activated and you are not young enough to be of interest. Reset the unit and try again.
Final Note With proper care and guidance, your MR H unit should live for an indefinite amount of time. If any death-related issues ensue, the manufacturers are not responsible, can offer no repairs, and are in fact fairly baffled you managed to break such a durable product. Enjoy your new MR H unit!
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Post by Quill on Aug 6, 2009 0:38:07 GMT -5
Congratulations! You are now the owner of your very own YOSHIYA unit. To ensure that you get the most out of your adorable unit, please carefully read the following instructions.
Basic Information
Name: Yoshiya Kiryu Date of Manufacture: Unknown Place of Manufacture: Quillpaw Studios; Remnant Division Height: 3’ 4” Weight: Very light
Your YOSHIYA unit comes with the follow accessories:
1 blue t-shirt 1 pair child’s jeans 1 pair white sneakers 1 purple blanket 1 teardrop necklace OR 1 red snake plush (please specify beforehand; information below)
Note: There are two different types of YOSHIYA unit- one designed to interact with DEMAIX units, or one designed to interact with KARIYA units. This must be specified at the time of ordering and cannot be reprogrammed.
Opening your YOSHIYA Unit:
Depending on which YOSHIYA unit you’ve selected (D-unit or K-unit), YOSHIYA units can only be removed from their boxes by their preferred unit, as they are very shy.
Programming:
Your YOSHIYA unit is programmed to perform any of the following functions:
Little Brother: This is your unit’s main function, and will be very attached to either a DEMAIX unit, or a KARIYA unit, though given enough time will become attached to its owner as well.
Beggar: Just try and find anyone who can say no to a YOSHIYA unit’s puppydog pout. Though we at Quillpaw Studios do not condone hustling, YOSHIYA units can be used to get pretty much whatever you want.
Modes:
Your YOSHIYA unit comes programmed with the following modes:
Adorable (default) Snuggly Upset (locked) Traumatized (locked; K-unit only)
In Adorable mode, your YOSHIYA unit will be…adorable. YOSHIYA units in their default mode are very bubbly and upbeat, usually clinging to their “nii-san” and wanting to play with them.
In Snuggly mode, YOSHIYA units will become very sleepy and will cuddle with their “nii-san” and blanket/plushie. This is considered by many to be even cuter than Adorable mode.
Upset mode is only unlocked when a YOSHIYA unit’s nii-san or oji-san (K-unit only) is hurt badly. The YOSHIYA unit will begin to cry and try to help however they can. In some YOSHIYA K-units, this may lead into Traumatized mode. Avoid this mode as much as possible.
In certain situations, YOSHIYA units may become injured, usually by THRAX units, MINAMIMOTO units, and even UZUKI units in rare cases. This will first lead into Upset mode, and any contact afterwards will unlock Traumatized mode. In this mode, YOSHIYA units become quiet and unresponsive, and will usually run away to be alone. This unit is very dangerous, and may cause permanent damage to your unit.
Relationships With Other Units
DEMAIX or KARIYA: This is your YOSHIYA unit’s nii-san, and their closest companion. Whichever unit you choose will watch over your YOSHIYA unit and be very protective.
SANAE (K-unit only): Your YOSHIYA unit’s oji-san. These units are almost as protective of your YOSHIYA units as their nii-san is.
JOSHUA: JOSHUA units have a special connection with YOSHIYA units, as they are essentially the same person. They will be very protective, but JOSHUA units find the contact awkward, and prefer to watch from afar.
MAXINA (D-unit only): MAXINA units act very motherly towards YOSHIYA units, and are almost as fiercely protective as DEMAIX and ZELUXIA units.
ZELUXIA (D-unit only): Though never voiced, ZELUXIA units function as a sort of secondary nii-san, and are extremely close to YOSHIYA units. Try watching a YOSHIYA unit in Snuggly mode with a ZELUXIA unit- it’s too cute for words!
THRAX (K-unit only): These units will kidnap and injure your YOSHIYA unit as well as a connected SANAE unit, and will unlock a YOSHIYA unit’s Traumatized mode. Avoid all contact.
MINAMIMOTO (K-unit only): See THRAX
Cleaning:
YOSHIYA units prefer to be bathed by their big brother unit, though you may bathe your unit if you are bonded enough. YOSHIYA units do not respond well to any attempt to bathe with them, which will most likely activate Traumatized mode. Why would you want to bathe with a YOSHIYA unit anyway, you sick pedophilic freak?
Feeding and Rest:
YOSHIYA units must eat normally and rest a bit more frequently that most units- he is just a kid after all. SANAE units and DEMAIX units will ensure a YOSHIYA unit is eating properly, so you won’t really have to worry. They enjoy hot chocolate, so make sure you keep a supply.
Disposal:
Should you ever want to dispose of this adorable, sweet, friendly, caring, helpful, cheerful…Why are you trying to get rid of your YOSHIYA unit again?
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My friend brought over a MINAMIMOTO unit because of my KARIYA unit, and now my YOSHIYA unit’s hiding in a closet and won’t come out! A: Your YOSHIYA unit’s Traumatized mode has been activated. Get rid of the MINAMIMOTO unit and send your KARIYA (and a SANAE unit if you have one handy) to calm your YOSHIYA unit down.
Q: I got my YOSHIYA unit, but when I brought out my DEMAIX unit, he just looked kind of confused! Did I do something wrong? A: It seems you were sent a K-unit YOSHIYA, which does not interact with DEMAIX units. We apologize for the inconvenience, and will exchange the unit for a D-unit YOSHIYA right away.
Q: My YOSHIYA unit came with this little red snake doll. I figured it was packed in there by accident and gave it away. A: Well that was dumb of you. YOSHIYA K-units are very attached to their snake plush, and won’t be able to properly interact with KARIYA units without it!
Q: I accidentally deactivated my DEMAIX unit, now my YOSHIYA unit won’t come out of Traumatized mode! Wasn’t that only for YOSHIYA K-units? A: This is actually the only way to unlock Traumatized mode in YOSHIYA D-units. Your YOSHIYA unit believes its nii-san is dead. Please reactivate you DEMAIX unit right away.
Troubleshooting
Problem: After interacting with a THRAX unit, your YOSHIYA unit has refused to respond. Solution: Bring in a KARIYA or SANAE unit to heal your unit and/or deactivate Traumatized mode.
Problem: YOSHIYA unit won’t respond to any KARIYA units, SANAE units, or its red plush. Solution: This is a very rare, very serious glitch caused by extended time in Traumatized mode. This can only be solved by resetting your unit or unlocking your KARIYA unit’s Composer mode.
Final Note
With proper guidance and care, your YOSHIYA unit will live an indefinite amount of time, never aging and staying cute forever! Should your unit become damaged, bring in a SANAE or DEATH unit or send it back to the manufacturers for repairs.
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