EvilCopepod
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Post by EvilCopepod on Jan 2, 2009 19:58:40 GMT -5
(( Me: Quite *cracks up* Special *tries to hold in laughter* Thrax: Damn, Kariya, don't encourage them. Me: XD))
Thrax tried to ignore his foolish antics, "I mean it, baby. Get that candy shit outta my face." What the hell is wrong with this guy? The virus was getting annoyed, he was thinking of just burning that lollipop.
((Me: You're gonna set Kariya's lollipop on fire? *snicker* Thrax: Say anything more, and I will hang you by your f*cking eyelids, baby. Me: *shuts up*))
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Post by chez on Jan 2, 2009 20:33:55 GMT -5
((Me: Thrax 'sure knows how to heat up a situation', right, Kariya? x3 He meant 'bedroom' by that, we all know he did. Kariya: -holds lollipop protectively- No burning, this is one of my last ones. >/ Me: You should say something like "Set this on fire and it's going up your ass. I love my lollipop, I suck on it every night." xDD Kariya: Dammit, no.))
Hell with it all, thought Kariya, grinning, and then he did something very reckless and stupid and very, very fun. He stuck his lollipop in Thrax's mouth. "Inside your face," the Reaper drawled, shoulders shaking with laughter. "Better?"
((Me: Dude, you are so dead. Kariya: You made me do it! ...it was worth it, anyway. Me: But now you can't suck on it anymore, probably has EMR on it. Kariya: Dammit!))
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Post by Quill on Jan 2, 2009 20:36:22 GMT -5
((You know he has a stash of them in his hoodie just so he can do crap like that.))
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Post by chez on Jan 2, 2009 20:39:00 GMT -5
((Me: Of course he does, he has them in his hoodie and in his jean pockets. Kariya: Yeah, but I only have... -checks- six, right now. And Thrax and I are stuck in the UG, that means I'll lose a few in battle, and no restocking for a few days. Me: 0.o))
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Post by EvilCopepod on Jan 2, 2009 20:41:43 GMT -5
((Me: w00T! He knows how to heat it up. Thrax: *eyetwitch&stresstoysqueeze*))
Thrax pulled back as the Reaper stuck his lollipop in his mouth, he spat on the ground. "You bastard!" The virus' claw glowed orange, "I'm gonna kill you!"
((Me: Kariya should remind Thrax that there is no killing your partner or you die. *looks at specific sentece* XD Thrax: *yells many swearwords that would probably break the c-box*
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Post by chez on Jan 2, 2009 20:53:44 GMT -5
Kariya's laughter increased when Thrax spit it out. "You don't like it? It's strawberry." Then, realizing the danger, he backed up a few paces, hands help up in mock surrender. "Hey, hey! Relax! If your partner dies, you go up in smoke too, remember."
((Me: Hell with canon and bean paste-flavor, I'm having fun. xD Kariya: Damn you. Me: He tried to force-feed strawberries to Thrax... we all know what he was planning...))
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Post by EvilCopepod on Jan 3, 2009 4:48:48 GMT -5
((Me: Kariya you schemer! Thrax: Damn, Libido. I don't think that even f*cking works on me! Me: What you talkin' 'bout, Thrax? If you take straight Libido, it would be like effing ecstasy to you, just with less hallucinations. Thrax: Like I would ever do that. Me: *buys ventriloquism book*))
Thrax growled lowly, his claw going back to it's normal color. "If you ever try shit like that again, I will kick your ass and drag you around this damn place if I have to." It wasn't like him to work with someone who wasn't expendable, this was going to be one hell of a week for him.
((F-Thrax: Ich hatte Libido. Ich wünsche für Geschlecht!Hergekommener, Kariya! Me: It worked! Thrax: That's pathetic, baby, you only got it to work on F-Thrax, and you didn't even get him to speak English. Me: Damn those German Epidemic members! It's a start, though.))
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Post by chez on Jan 3, 2009 14:34:38 GMT -5
((AU!Kariya: Thrax kawaii! Omochikaeri~ Kariya: You did it wrong, idiot. Me: Meh, details. AU!Kariya: -inches closer to Thrax- Wanna suck my lollipop? It's lemonlime. Kariya: Okay, I am gonna shoot someone if this continues.))
"Aight, aight. Relax, already." Kariya rubbed the back of his neck, slightly sheepish. "I won't put anything else in your mouth. There, all better?" He turned, starting off in the other direction. After a moment, he looked back over his shoulder, smirking. "Unless you want me to, that is."
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Post by EvilCopepod on Jan 3, 2009 15:38:24 GMT -5
F-Thrax: Kariyaist nett, ich möchte Sie nehmen Haus. Ich möchte Sie bumsen. Me: :D Thrax: *sigh* That shit, is messed up. F-Thrax: *goes up to Kariya's face* Ich möchte Ihren lollipop saugen, Kariya. Me: I think you have a taker! Thrax: I'm with you there, Kariya.))
The virus stiffened, anger across his face, he pointed his long claw at Kariya. "Baby, I told you I don't roll like that, just keep shit like that to yourself until we get out of here." The virus followed him reluctantly, making sure not to get too close, if Kariya tried something like that again, he didn't think he could control himself, even if he died too.
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Post by chez on Jan 3, 2009 15:45:11 GMT -5
((AU!Kariya: I don't speak German, but that sounds hella good to me. -grins- Kariya: Damn, if I have to watch a duplicate of myself having oral sex, I am going to go insane. NO. AU!Uzuki: I'll lick your lollipop, Kariya~! :3 Uzuki: -shoots Chez- Chez: Dx -dies-))
"Kidding, kidding," Kariya laughed. "Lighten up. And, excuse me, what makes you think I'm gay?" He shook his head, exasperated.
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Post by EvilCopepod on Jan 3, 2009 16:02:29 GMT -5
((Me: Chez! Oh no! F-Thrax: Kariya, meine Liebe! Sind Sie ganz recht? Thrax: She deserved it. F-Thrax: *looks at Thrax* Sie sehen wie wenig wie aus Sin... Thrax: What the hell?! Are you retarded?! F-Thrax: Let' s haben etwas Spaß, baby. Thrax: Back the f*ck off! Me: X0 RUN F-THRAX!))
Thrax lowered his sunglasses, looking at Kariya, he seemed sincere. "Have you heard yourself talk, baby? You don't sound straight to me." This guy's either in denial, or he's just lying. "I don't give a shit about what you do on your time, baby, just keep me out of it. You got it?"
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Post by chez on Jan 3, 2009 16:44:35 GMT -5
((Me: Nah, it's cool. -is back to life- AU!Uzuki: -giggles and unzips AU!Kariya's pants- Kariya: OKAY. Stopping right there, please. AU!Kariya: <3 I rape kittens~ Kariya: Damn it all to hell. -shoots both AU Reapers- Me: D: Hey! I was ventriloquism-ing them.))
Kariya blew out a low whistle, incredulous. "Hey, I was just messing around. I have had girlfriends, you know. But, whatever." He shrugged. "Back to the mission, then?"
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Post by EvilCopepod on Jan 3, 2009 17:09:14 GMT -5
((Me: You came back to life! But how?! Thrax: Dumbass... How about I show you, baby? F-Thrax: Zeigen Sie mir gutes etwas, baby. Thrax: You did not just... F-Thrax: Geben Sie es mir, baby. *purrs* Thrax: You are so f*cking dead. F-Thrax: Ich wie das. Nehmen Sie mich zu Ihrem Raum. Me: No, F-Thrax! You don't want him to- Thrax: If you say so, baby. *drags F-Thrax to killing room* Me: That was the worst thing that he could have asked for...))
"Whatever you say, baby." The virus wasn't sure if Kariya was telling the truth, but he didn't want to question it too much anymore. "Yeah, let's go kill that bird or whatever the hell it is."
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Post by chez on Jan 4, 2009 3:27:46 GMT -5
((Me: Aww, man. What'd he say? 'Let's get a room'? Kariya: -still pissed-))
"Aight. The mission shou--" He was cut off by a long, ragged, keening bird's caw. Something huge and dark swept through the sky, heading northwest, down Center St. It was only there for an instant, a glimpse, before it was gone. Kariya sighed. "Guess we gotta hunt it down."
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Post by EvilCopepod on Jan 4, 2009 6:01:16 GMT -5
((Me: Something like that, my ventriloquism still needs work, and he's hard to control when he wants to have sex. F-Thrax: *runs out of room* HELFEN SIE MIR, SIN! Thrax: *drags F-Thrax* Baby, he can't help you now. F-Thrax: WÜNSCHEN SIE NICHT! Thrax: That's different from what you were saying before, baby! F-Thrax: I' M TRAURIG! Thrax: Too late for that, baby. *closes door* Me: Poor thing, I should have just left him out of this... Well at least I'm not the one getting killed/tortured! *happy dance*))
"Damn! That's one big ass Noise." The virus commented, slightly impressed by it's size. "I've taken down bigger, though." He added, chuckling lightly, knowing that humans were much bigger in comparison to him while he had been microscopic. "Let's go kill it, baby."
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