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Post by Zach on Mar 2, 2011 23:24:21 GMT -5
You sigh. You really need to go and get that mail. You open the door and step out into your small house. It's relatively sparse, wood floors and grey walls. There's not much furniture to speak of. The front door is right down the hallway.
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Post by Murray on Mar 2, 2011 23:42:10 GMT -5
> Pretend to be a dog and chase the mailman.
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Post by Zach on Mar 2, 2011 23:46:36 GMT -5
You open your letterbox and retrieve... a COPY OF SBURB! For some reason you feel accomplished... but now you have to ask... do you REALLY want to play this game...? You could always just watch TV or something... maybe you should consult your TAROT CARDS. You always do that before a major decision.
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Post by Murray on Mar 2, 2011 23:55:07 GMT -5
> Consult wisdom of a dubious and cardboard variety. Also: Captchalogue that game.
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Post by Zach on Mar 2, 2011 23:58:05 GMT -5
You first captchalogue the game. It has been allocated to the Fool Arcana... which means that you can't access it until you captchalogue 12 more cards. That... probably wasn't a smart move. Anyway, on to the cards. You're about to perform your super secret, one of a kind spread... the THREE CARD TIER SPREAD! You draw three cards, placing them in front of you. The first card is the fool, upright. The second is the moon, reversed. The third is the Tower, upright. ...Uh-oh. It appears that a journey will begin soon, and a great mystery will be imposed upon you. However, it looks like nothing but tragedy and ruin await you in the long run. A most troublesome reading indeed.
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Post by Murray on Mar 3, 2011 0:18:57 GMT -5
> Captchalogue a doll.
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Post by Zach on Mar 3, 2011 0:22:01 GMT -5
You captchalogue your favorite plushie, FEN THE WOLF. He's just so cute! His card gets assigned to the SWORD arcana, and can be used at any time so long as the Fool or Magician arcana is presiding over the deck.
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Post by Murray on Mar 3, 2011 0:39:53 GMT -5
> Select Plushiknd in your Strife Specibus.
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Post by Zach on Mar 3, 2011 0:41:47 GMT -5
What!? That would be absolutely ridiculous. Besides, why would you need a strife specibus? This is a nice city, dammit!
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Post by Murray on Mar 3, 2011 0:45:22 GMT -5
> Contemplate bursting into song.
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Post by Zach on Mar 3, 2011 0:46:49 GMT -5
What's to contemplate? You procede to burst out in a song from your favorite opera, Madama Butterfly. ~UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN BEL DIIIIIIIIIIII VENDREEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
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Post by Murray on Mar 3, 2011 0:48:12 GMT -5
> This is very silly.
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Post by Zach on Mar 3, 2011 0:51:36 GMT -5
Duly noted. You really don't care that much, though. But you figure you should probably stop singing and do something else now.
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Post by Murray on Mar 3, 2011 0:52:55 GMT -5
> Return to your room, there is much more silliness to be had there.
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Post by Zach on Mar 3, 2011 21:21:26 GMT -5
You decide to return to your room. Now that you think about it, maybe you should go ahead and allocate your tarot cards into your strife specibus. This town isn't THAT safe...
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