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Post by Zach on Jun 16, 2011 10:13:39 GMT -5
>Be the cardless guy anyway.
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Post by Murray on Jun 16, 2011 10:21:53 GMT -5
The cardless guy is no longer a playable character. He will be unlocked once certain criteria is met. *End of Act 1 *Entry of two or more players *Reaching the first gate
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Post by Quill on Jun 16, 2011 11:13:09 GMT -5
You are now Cayley again because the Act 1 finale is taking too damn long. Let us all pretend that Cayley and Brittany had some conversation over the phone about the stairs being deployed. What now?
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Post by Murray on Jun 16, 2011 11:21:28 GMT -5
> Ascend.
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Post by Quill on Jun 16, 2011 16:30:33 GMT -5
You emerge into your small backyard and boggle vacantly at the stairs onto your roof. Well, at least it's not a ladder. You climb up onto your roof and examine the device there.
MN: What the hell is this thing?
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Post by Murray on Jun 16, 2011 22:34:04 GMT -5
> Respond.
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Post by Zach on Jun 16, 2011 22:57:27 GMT -5
-- ephemeralCartomancer [EC] began pestering mongooseNation [MN] at 23:50 -- [11:50] MN: Oh what the hell. [11:50] EC: Okay, since you won't answer normal pesterchum, maybe this new cellphone Pesterchum App will work... [11:50] EC: Oh. It works. Great. [11:51] MN: I had this the whole time? [11:51] EC: It's okay. I forgot I had it too... [11:51] MN: Look, whoever you are, now is a terrible time. [11:51] MN: I'm kind of about to die by meteors. [11:51] EC: It's me. Zach. [11:51] EC: I'm on my alt account. [11:51] MN: Zach? [11:51] MN: You're okay! [11:51] MN: Oh thank god! [11:51] EC: Yeah... I'm suprised I could get through, actually... [11:52] EC: Anyway, Cayley, I have something very important to tell you. [11:52] MN: What? [11:52] EC: Remember how we thought this was like The Sims? Like... just a stupid urban remodeling game? It's not. [11:52] EC: It's not even close. [11:52] MN: I think I've figured that out already! [11:52] EC: And meteors aren't the worst thing this game will throw at you. [11:53] MN: Oh god. [11:53] EC: Currently, I'm on some different planet or something... I haven't been able to go outside yet. [11:53] MN: A different PLANET? [11:53] MN: Wh-how- [11:53] EC: This place, wherever it is, is full of monsters. And storms, and churches... [11:53] EC: My house is flooding as we speak, and I almost drowned a few minutes ago... [11:53] EC: So... be careful, okay? [11:53] MN: Sounds like your inner psyche. [11:53] MN: Ok, bad time to crack jokes, I'm sorry. [11:53] EC: My... inner psyche? [11:53] EC: I'm serious here. [11:54] MN: I'm dealing with stress through bad jokes. [11:54] EC: When you get here, watch out for the flooding... [11:54] MN: Now can you help me? [11:54] EC: If you wind up on the same planet as me, anyway... I wouldn't be suprised if you went somewhere different... this game doesn't seem like the kind to cut us slack... [11:54] EC: Oh, wait, what? [11:54] EC: What do you need help with? [11:55] MN: I'm freaking out here. What do I do? I can't remember. [11:55] MN: It's different when it's happening to you instead of on a screen. [11:55] EC: Okay, since a meteor is coming, I'd say you already hit the stovepipe thing and got your little crystal tube thingy. [11:55] MN: Yeah, it ate one of my dragons. [11:55] EC: Do you HAVE said tubey thingy? [11:55] MN: I think I fainted after that. [11:56] MN: Um...yeah. [11:56] MN: Oh thank god, it captchalogued purple. [11:56] EC: Okay... now there's this... weird... loomy... needly... spinny machine. [11:56] EC: ? [11:56] MN: My modus. [11:56] EC: Oh, your weird ass fetch modus. [11:56] MN: Whatever, spinny thing. On it! -- mongooseNation [MN] ceased pestering ephemeralCartomancer [EC] at 23:56 --
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Post by Murray on Jun 16, 2011 23:01:27 GMT -5
> Do things!
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Post by Brittany on Jun 17, 2011 9:19:47 GMT -5
>You need something for the spinny thing to work.
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Post by Quill on Jun 17, 2011 14:57:44 GMT -5
You place the dowel on the spinny thing (which you think is called a lathe, thank you theater prop workshop!) and stand around awkwardly. Don't you need something else for this to work?
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Post by Zach on Jun 17, 2011 16:18:27 GMT -5
>Meticulously examine device for clues. Also, determine time until meteoric impact.
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Post by Quill on Jun 17, 2011 16:54:44 GMT -5
You examine the device (lathe, you remind yourself) and discover there is a slot for something to make it..."go."
Perplexed, you gaze skyward to see HOLY SHIT METEOR. You've got like three minutes tops to get the hell out of there!
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Post by Zach on Jun 17, 2011 18:12:53 GMT -5
>Cue: Epic Freakout.
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Post by Quill on Jun 17, 2011 18:27:05 GMT -5
You freak out in an epic manner, running around in circles and tripping over the lathe.
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Post by Murray on Jun 17, 2011 18:55:19 GMT -5
> Brittany: In a fit of brilliance, move the Pre-punched Card onto Cayley's head.
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