You procede to pester Brittany, and have the following conversation:
-- ephemeralCartomancer [EC] began pestering teatimeSerenade [TS] at 18:11 --
EC: Yo.
TS: Hai. :3
EC: So. I'm bored out of my mind. Tell me, have you gotten your copy of a certain illicit game yet?
TS: Oh, that...what'd you call it? I forgot the name. :D
EC: The name isn't important. Just that it's a game, and, technically, it's illegal for us to have it.
EC: It should be arriving any time now.
TS: Welp, I honestly haven't checked my mail yet. :3
EC: Ugh. Why does that not suprise me?
TS: Mr. Grumpy McImpatientpants, I'll go check nao. :P
EC: Awesome. Let me know if/when you get it.
EC: ...God, how long does it take for someone to check their mail? -__-'''
TS: God, sorry, I got into shenanigans with my dogs...
EC: Did you get the game?
TS: Yeah, yeah. It looks...well, I won't say, it looks kinda crappy, to be honest. Where did you get this again?
EC: My uncle, remember? He squirreled away four copies of THAT new beta, so we'll be the first to play it. The Alpha, if you will.
TS: Um...are you sure we can trust this? I don't really wanna mess up my computer...
EC: It'll be fine. Just... pretend it's Minecraft or something.
TS: Minecraft? Heh, wow, does it even function the same way?
EC: Who knows? My uncle wouldn't say. Apparently it's more like The Sims or something. Lots of 'remodeling,' whatever that means.
TS: That's kinda vague. :/ I hope it's fun.
EC: Yeah. Hold on, I'll send you a promo.
TS: Okay, cool. Thanks. :)
-- ephemeralCartomancer [EC] sent TS the file: 'IllicitContraband.png' --
TS: Illicit Contraband, nice.
EC: That's the promotional poster from the game. It's all anyone really knows about it.
TS: Are we hipsters?!
EC: ...Yeah, Brittany, we're hipsters.
EC: Better yet, we're hipster FISH. Fish that are hipsters. Because... fuck, fish are cool, right?
TS: Is that a thing? Cool fish?
EC: Sure, wwhy not.
EC: Oops. Typo. :/ I haven't had my tea this morning. XP
TS: Oh, is tea your drug nao? :3
EC: ...Yeah, sure. Anyway, hopefully my copy will arrive soon. I pester you back then.
-- ephemeralCartomancer [EC] ceased pestering teatimeSerenade [TS] at 18:26 --