Congrats! You're now the proud owner of a ROSALIE unit!
Basic Information
Name: Rosalie (Aka- Ro-sama, Ro-chan, Agent 15, Agent AIDA)
Date of Manufacture: Unknown
Place of Manufacture: Square Enix Inc.; Disney Division
Height: Medium Height (5'6")
Weight: Moderately light
Length: Not Available for this unit.
Your ROSALIE unit will come with the following accessories:
1 Lab coat
1 Laptop
1 Generic outfit
1 fancy dress
3 street wear
1 Pair of reading glasses
Opening your ROSALIE Unit:
All ROSALIE units are shipped in special chemical and natural disaster proof crates. There is no assembly required. To activate your ROSALIE unit, you must make sure to have it hooked up to the interwebs. Then, say one of the fallowing phrases, completely your choice. There is one for each mode of operation.
"Is that Laguna making eyes at you, Madame?" - Pissed Off mode
"I got tickets to go to Jimbocho tomorrow." -Reflective Mode
"Is that a chemistry book on the table?" - Scientific Mode
Note: Shouting the first will cause the ROSALIE unit to seek any weapon and seek out a LAGUNA unit. This may result in a lawsuit.
Programming:
Your ROSALIE unit is programmed to perform any of the following functions:
Chemist: ROSALIE unit will begin synthesis on some new project. Projects can be handled through the laptop.
Chef: With the guiding help of an EMPRESS unit, the ROSALIE unit should be able to pick up a few recipes. You are also welcome to download them over the interwebs.
Mentor: If you need help with any form of homework, just ask. The ROSALIE unit's memory has about 50 textbooks stored in it. It'll be more than happy to help, but not to do the homework itself.
Bodyguard: If you buy your ROSALIE unit the 'dual guns' or 'spell book' accessory, it will automatically protect you if you need protecting. However, without these accessories, this program will not be used.
Modes:
Your ROSALIE unit comes programmed with the following modes:
Reflective (Default)
Scientific
Pissed Off
Juliet (Locked)
Depressed (Locked)
OOC (Locked)
In Scientific Mode, the Chemistry program is usually used. If you have a lab, then download the 'Hybridization' program. It's usually worth it!
In Pissed Off mode, the ROSALIE unit will curse under its breath about a 'cocky bastard'. A LAGUNA unit usually activates this mode. Hide all the guns if it's unlocked.
Juliet mode is only unlocked when your ROSALIE unit encounters a XONAH unit that isn't in busy mode and has slept.
The Depressed mode can only be unlocked after meeting with a busy mode XONAH unit. The ROSALIE unit will sit outside the door of the working XONAH unit and sigh. If the XONAH unit is not yours, the ROSALIE unit will sit around the house in a corner. To relock this mode, find a XONAH unit that isn't in busy mode.
The OOC mode can only be unlocked by a NEVARX unit in romantic mode. The ROSALIE unit will decide that the XONAH unit will never know, and have a fling with the NEVARX unit.
Note: OOC mode may cause data corruption. This may be fatal to your unit.
Relationships with Other units
XONAH: The XONAH unit tends to form a tightly knit relationship with ROSALIE units. There are usually romantic feelings on both sides of the equation, and the ROSALIE unit may permanently unlock Juliet mode if you own one. PVP sharing is available between these two units.
NEVARX: The NEVARX unit has only a mutual friendship with the ROSALIE unit, unless OOC mode is unlocked. PVP is unavailable.
ROSALYN: The ROSALYN unit has a sisterly bond with the ROSALIE unit. However, Pissed Off mode may be unlocked if you have an overworked mode ROSALYN meet with a ROSALIE unit.
KLOCBX: This unit will steal your ROSALIE unit's underwear. This is perfectly normal.
Cleaning:
Your ROSALIE unit is fully able to shower by itself. However, if a XONAH unit is owned, do not expect the bathroom to be available if you allow the two to save water and bathe together. If a XONAH unit is not owned, the ROSALIE unit may allow you to save water as well. For this reason, be sure to have a second bathroom.
Warning: ROSALIE units and its manufacturers are not responsible for any injuries or home wrecks caused by bathing with a ROSALIE unit.
Feeding and Rest
Your ROSALIE unit needs food. Make sure it is fed at least twice daily and chocolates are available. Tea will put your ROSALIE unit in a better mood as well.
The ROSALIE unit can sleep or charge depending on your electric bills. If unit collapses, attempt to charge.
Disposal:
ROSALIE units may be sent back to the manufacturer, gifted, or buried in your back yard.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My ROSALIE unit won't stop cursing!
A: Download the Hybridization program. It will overwrite the glitch.
Q: My ROSALIE unit is frequently talking to a teenage redheaded girl. Should I be worried?
A: No, this is perfectly normal. The unit is probably a LUFIA, ROSALYN, DELILAH, or TSUBASA unit.
Q: My house exploded!
A: The ROSALIE unit and its manufactures are deeply sorry, but are not responsible for explosions.
Q: A bunch of HYBRID units showed up at my house and keep on calling my ROSALIE unit 'Mistress'...
A: It seems that you're stuck with them. Your ROSALIE unit attracts them. >>;;;
Q: There's a cute little girl with black hair that calls my ROSALIE unit 'mom'. What the hell?
A: That is probably an ALICE unit. If it doesn't have a ponytail, it's an ELIZABETH unit. Those are limited edition units, so take care of them!
Q: It's a hot unit.
A: That was not a question.
Troubleshooting
Problem: Your ROSALIE unit won't stop cursing
Solution: Download the Hybridization program.
Problem: Your ROSALIE unit refuses to eat cake.
Solution: THE CAKE IS A LIE.
Final Note
With proper guidance and care, your new ROSALIE unit will live infinitely. Make sure to get proper matinence as well.