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Post by Quill on Mar 15, 2011 16:55:51 GMT -5
Granted, you're now better at being exactly the same.
I wish I had a magic pen that let me draw things exactly the way they looked in my head.
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Post by Zach on Mar 15, 2011 17:13:14 GMT -5
Granted, but the pen has limited ink, and once it runs out, you can't get anymore.
I wish that I could tour Spain.
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Post by Murray on Mar 15, 2011 17:16:25 GMT -5
Granted, albeit you're touring it with a collection of unsavory characters.
I wish I could make Pactios.
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Post by Zach on Mar 15, 2011 17:47:35 GMT -5
Granted, but you can only make them when you're balancing a book on your head and thinking intently about Wisconsin.
I wish I didn't have to take Service Learning.
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Post by Murray on Mar 15, 2011 17:51:10 GMT -5
Granted, you are now liberated of your ability to learn.
I wish that I could punch a hole in the sun.
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Post by Quill on Mar 15, 2011 19:24:48 GMT -5
Granted...but you punched a hole in the sun. Way to doom the solar system, dumbass.
I wish I could just flip a switch and it would automatically clean my room whenever I wanted.
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Post by ღMax on Mar 15, 2011 19:29:10 GMT -5
Granted. But that switch malfunctions, and now it cleans electronic devices out of your room. Awesome.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
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Post by Quill on Mar 15, 2011 19:45:50 GMT -5
Granted, your blood is now made of coffee.
I wish I wasn't tired when I need to be awake and hyper when I need to be asleep.
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Post by Zach on Mar 15, 2011 20:22:31 GMT -5
Granted. You now suffer from crippling and chronic narcolepsy.
I ask for wealth... I ask for fame... I ask for glory to shine on my name...
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Post by Quill on Mar 15, 2011 20:24:57 GMT -5
Granted, you are now an annoying tweenybopper celebrity. You're getting a cameo in the next Twilight movie.
I wish Twilight had never existed.
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Post by Brittany on Mar 15, 2011 20:33:55 GMT -5
Granted, but....you....there are actually no negative side-effects. You are a hero of the Universe.
I wish we didn't have to grow apart as we get older.
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Post by Zach on Mar 15, 2011 21:17:00 GMT -5
We don't. We are all now one giant conjoined twin.
I wish I knew the Nostalgia Critic in real life.
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Post by ღMax on Mar 15, 2011 21:22:29 GMT -5
Granted...but he doesn't like yu very much...he doesn't like anyone very much, really.
I wishI could get youtube to work...
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Post by Zach on Mar 15, 2011 21:57:55 GMT -5
Granted, but now every other site is glitched up.
I wish I was attractive.
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Post by Murray on Mar 16, 2011 0:09:45 GMT -5
Granted, but you are so attractive, that the committee of art decides to have you preserved in liquid carbonate for years to come.
I wish that my next wish will be so abysmally strange and nonsensical that no one can make enough sense of it that it can't be corrupted.
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