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Post by ☼ŢỹР¤ on Jan 31, 2009 14:10:27 GMT -5
Narrator: [V.O] This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits. [Camera pans to a REMAINING MEN TOGETHER sign] Narrator: [V.O] This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Bob. Robert 'Bob' Paulson: We're still men. Narrator: [slightly muffled due to Bob's enormous breasts] Yes, we're men. Men is what we are. Narrator: [V.O] Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit... Robert 'Bob' Paulson: They're gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid. Narrator: [V.O] Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big. ~Fight Club. Ya gotta love imdb Memorable quotes. xD
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Post by Quill on Jan 31, 2009 14:14:44 GMT -5
"Dammit! Bad librarian! Stop it!" ~Maxina, when fighting Zexion
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EvilCopepod
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Animal Testing makes me Batty
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Post by EvilCopepod on Feb 16, 2009 18:17:14 GMT -5
"That's a very complex procedure especially considering the different properties of humans who have more chromosomes in their DNA than a lion does, and you revert without any genetic mutations?" -Thrax, when trying to figure out how Sora changes into a lion when he goes to The Pride Lands
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Post by Quill on Feb 16, 2009 18:48:35 GMT -5
"Joshua's AIDS killed Thrax!"- Running joke + afterschool idiocy + Quill and Emory having a conversation = NO.
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EvilCopepod
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Animal Testing makes me Batty
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Post by EvilCopepod on Feb 19, 2009 7:00:29 GMT -5
"Thrax is comparable to a bear on steroids when angered, it takes more than one bullet to take him down." -EvilCopepod, analogy may also be used for when said virus is horny.
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Post by Quill on Feb 19, 2009 7:27:44 GMT -5
"Holy crap, Thrax is a Yeerk."~ Quill, realizing what Thrax is doing to Mello's mind.
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Post by ☼ŢỹР¤ on Mar 1, 2009 21:26:57 GMT -5
"God, I sounds like a pregnant dog choking on something having seizures when I laugh." ~Max, on her laughing style when we talked about random pwning moments!
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Post by Quill on Mar 1, 2009 21:31:23 GMT -5
Quill: It's out there every single morning, and there whenever I come home. Quill's Mom: I see... Quill: It's like a stalker tennis ball! Quill's Mom: ...*snerk*
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Post by Zach on Mar 2, 2009 16:22:30 GMT -5
Zach(Director): *holding a starbucks cup and looking frenzied*
"Oh, we have the cast gathered here! Excellent, that's excellent! As you all know, I am your director, which means I am responsible for this show, but what it REALLY means is that if this thing is a big disaster and everyone swarms the stage wanting their $3 back, I'm the one everyone will blame, so ANYWAAAAAAY, let's talk about this play we're doing, shall we? Because I haven't slept in weeks...well, except for this little bit when I was driving over here... *impersonates a sleeping driver* I was like all 'uunh....' and I almost got pulled over, but I didn't. HAHA. So ANYWAY.... *calm* Hey, did you guys know there's a starbucks open at like 2 a.m. real close to here *slowly getting crazier* and you can go in the middle of hte night and have like... 20 espressos, and nobody's going to stop you, HAHAHA~! 'Cuz it's not illegal, and you can keep on ordering and drinking and ordering and drinking and even if you start thinking there are ... bats... EVERYWHERE... *swipes at imaginary bat* GET AWAY! ANYWAY... this play, oh, GOD... why did I decide to do this play!? It's like a puzzle written backward in Sanskrit! But I do know without a doubt that our costumes will be potato sacks and bowler hats....
Juliet: Um... is that what Juliet wears...?
Me: GAH! BAT! *swipes at Juliet* ANYWAY... *takes a swig of coffee* Did I mention the play will be set...*points up* On Mars...?
Terry the (passive-aggresive) Stage Manager: Okay, Director... thank you. That was interesting. ACTORS! Let's not be late to rehersal, or i'll make fun of you all night.
Me: *screaming, swiping at a swarm of invisible bats* FOR GOD'S SAKE WHO LET IN ALL THESE BATS!?!?!?!?!?
Narrator: Please... Go take a nap...
Me: Nap? *runs up to Narrator, staring at him crazily* I CAN'T NAP! I've got an important rehersal tonight, and I NEED MORE COFFEE! *takes a swig, grimaces, and turns the cup upside down, looking in. Taps cup. Shakes it* Out...? Out...? Not a drop...? Not a dram...? OH, WOE IS DECAFFINATED ME! *falls to floor* Must have MORE... Need MORE... *looks at actors and narrator* LOOK!!!! Over there... by the bats... Coffee... *gets up* Coffee....*walks menacingly toward the narrator, who picks up an actor and holds them out as a human shield* COFFEE! *runs offstage, narrowly avoiding the Narrator/Actor shield*
~All I Really Needed To Know I Learned By Being In A Bad Play~
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Post by Quill on Mar 2, 2009 18:04:07 GMT -5
That was an epic scene. Actually, all of them were epic scenes.
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Post by Quill on Mar 3, 2009 19:41:25 GMT -5
Quill: *holding a cat* Oh god, she's standing right there... Quill's Mom: *totally casual* A pussy on a pussy. .... Both: *snerk* Quill: *still laughing* So, whenever a cat is laying on a girl, it's lesbian sex?
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Post by Kanna on Mar 3, 2009 19:53:22 GMT -5
Kanna's Mom: Hey Saki. Did you eat? Kanna: -doing voices for the cat- Yes..--No. No. Kanna's Mom: -laughs and picks up cat- I think you did. Kanna: No. No I didn'--Oooh I wanna lluuurve on that table... Kanna's mom: -cracks up- Kanna: Table,table,table....Oooh I wanna luuurve on yoooouuu...
Our cat likes to lean on things. He's ADD, too. XD His name's Saki.
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chez
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Post by chez on Mar 9, 2009 1:03:02 GMT -5
Today during our family reunion brunch:
Chez's Grandma: There was once I saw a celebrity at the grocery store... one of my favorites... he's fantastic. Oh, what was his name? Tall, dark hair, mustache-- Chez's Mom: Hitler? Everyone in the room: -snerk-
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Post by Quill on Mar 9, 2009 6:21:42 GMT -5
Quill: I think we're going to have to avoid the mall and all video stores on the 21st... Quill's Dad: Oh, come on. You're overreacting. Quill: You underestimate rabid fangirls! *storms off* Quill's Mom: Oh, I think we know. Quill: *pokes head back in* You underestimate rabid TWILIGHT fangirls!!
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Post by Kanna on Mar 9, 2009 6:36:24 GMT -5
Kanna: Ok. So you'd better realise I'm gonna be stupid by friday, ok? Kanna's Mom: Why's that? Kanna: RUNDOWN SCHEDUAL TIME~! Monday, I have nothing of importance. Tuesday, it's the concert. And- Kanna's Mom: CRAP. That's Tuesday? D8 Kanna: Yes...? -dramatic eyebrow raise- Kanna's Mom: ....I'll have to fake sick. -cough cough- Kanna: ...Why can't I fake sick? D8 Kanna's Mom: Because That Friday you have a retreat, then Monday you have a field trip, and Thurday you leave for San Francisco at 9? Kanna: ....You forgot having lunch with Mr. Wojak.
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