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Post by Quill on Mar 9, 2009 15:19:22 GMT -5
Zach: You know what would be weird? Gang (Quill, Brittany, Emory, etc.): What? Zach: If you saw Hitler in the kosher aisle. All: *snerk* Quill: We should do that! One of us can dress up as Hitler and hang out in the kosher aisle... Zach: And we can say we're making a Jew trap or something! One of us can dress up like a Jew...How do you dress up like a Jew? Quill: *laughing* That one kid from South Park is Jewish!
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Post by Zach on Mar 12, 2009 20:21:59 GMT -5
Emo: I BITE my thumb at you. Juliet: Speaketh to me not! Romeo: Wait, Juliet! That text was for somebody else! I said "LOL!" "LOL!" Emo: I bite my thumb at YOU. Me: WEAK. TO WEAK. NEEDS TO BE STRONGER.... SO MUCH STRONGER... Emo: *hides behind couch* M-my performance.....? Me: *pause* Wait, what? No, my coffee~! Lacey: Oh, look. Terry's over there. Me: AGH! NO! MYCOFFEMINE! *flees*
~All I Really Needed To Know I Learned by Being in a Bad Play.
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Post by Quill on Mar 12, 2009 20:44:49 GMT -5
Is that the one where you run offstage?
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Post by Kanna on Mar 12, 2009 21:14:26 GMT -5
Kanna: You know what would be awesome? Katie: What? Kanna: If Wade turned into Kedra. Both: ... -highfives- Kanna: Then you could totally be Dedra. I'd just prace around and be Aunora. Katie: Who would Sean be? Kanna: Rolaene's gay brother, of course! Katie: -laughs- That's fitting. Sean: What's this about me? Kanna: ...nothin~ Sean: How are you, sweetheart? Kanna: -griiiin- I'm super, thanks for asking. Sean: -laughing- Oh, you~
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Post by chez on Mar 12, 2009 22:55:07 GMT -5
Chez: -sitting in PE class, watching my teacher show us how to do the 'shot put' part of track&field- PE Teacher: -holding the metal balls that you throw- I shouldn't have left these out in the grass... Be careful when you touch these balls, they're cold and wet. Class: -snerk- PE Teacher: Shh! Why's everyone laughing? -sigh- Touching these balls made my hands so cold... -puts her hands between her legs to warm them up- -kind of old and fat- Class: 0_o;; ...-cracks up even more- PE Teacher: -oblivious- Who's telling jokes?!
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Post by Zach on Mar 14, 2009 22:54:37 GMT -5
Graverobber: Zydrate comes in a little glass vial. Shilo: A little glass vial? Druggies: A little glass vial. Graverobber: and the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery. Druggies: *pant* Graverobber: and the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. Then the gun goes off and it sparks and you're ready for surgery. surgery.
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Post by EvilCopepod on Mar 14, 2009 22:59:22 GMT -5
(At store in section with pads and period stuff) Grandma: I need cotton pants! Me: ? Grandma: You see, I have an enlarged bladder, so I...leak. Me: *tries not to be disgusted* Grandma: I take medicine, but, you see, it makes my mouth so dry. I would rather leak, so I want cotton pants that I can change when I do. Random Lady: *walks by* 0_o Grandma: Let's ask an employee. Me: *nods* ;////;
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Post by Quill on Mar 15, 2009 0:57:29 GMT -5
Poor Cope...
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Post by Kanna on Mar 15, 2009 13:18:26 GMT -5
-at the retreat, playing Psychiatrist- Alana: -turns to Joey, who is to Kanna's right- Are you a guy? Joey: Let me check. -looks into his pants- ...no. Kanna: -turns red and laughs- Alana: -to Kanna- Are you a guy? Kanna: Do you see these? -gestures to bewbs- Joey: -high fives-
------ Later ----- Alana: -to our hispanic-looking leader- Are you a guy? Josh: Yes, but look at my luxurious hair! -flips it around as if he were Neil- Alana: Are you an illegal immigrant? Kanna and Joey: -fall to floor laughing, cracking up-
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Post by EvilCopepod on Mar 16, 2009 19:39:27 GMT -5
"The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus." -Joshua Lederberg
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Post by Quill on Mar 16, 2009 20:47:19 GMT -5
"I never liked mind games. They are inefficient." "I do not kill anyone but my target. Doing otherwise would be inefficient." -Red-X, on his killing style.
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Post by Quill on Mar 17, 2009 21:05:40 GMT -5
"I punched a Nazi in the face, it's still a good day." ~Sanae Don't ask. CHEZ.
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Post by EvilCopepod on Mar 25, 2009 19:48:33 GMT -5
"At Wal Mart there was a line through the entire store, and then some, to get the Twilight movie. Well two people in this line bought some of the movies then waited until every movie was gone. Afterwards, they broke each movie they bought, in front of those who could not get one. A few people cried and many were distraught. Now tell me - would you cry? And how is it so important that you would?" - Random person on neopets
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Post by chez on Mar 26, 2009 17:12:49 GMT -5
XD Quill~! Kai does seem to bring about quotes like that, yes.
like in another roleplay, when Sanae was threatening to take off Kai's uniform for him if Kai didn't do it himself, and all passing bystanders (AKA, Schrodinger and the Harrier duo) thought they were gay for each other and planning UG public!sex
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Post by EvilCopepod on Mar 26, 2009 20:37:17 GMT -5
"To warm her up, to make her laugh, I tell Marla about the woman in Dear Abby who married a handsome successful mortician and on their wedding night, he made her soak in a tub of ice water until her skin was freezing to the touch, and then he made her lie in bed completely still while he had intercourse with her cold inert body. The funny thing is this woman had done this as a newlywed, and gone on to do it for the next ten years of marriage and now she was writing to Dear Abby to ask if Abby thought it meant something."- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
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