For Chez~

[Quill]

Kayo leaned against the wall, thinking hard. She had been trusted to babysit Yoshiya and, darn it, she was going to do it right! "Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm going to teach something relevent, something modern...the internet!" She smiled, thinking up a tune on the spot. "The internet is really, really great..."
"For porn!" Kayo started, looking around. Finding no one, she shrugged it off, starting again.
"I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait!"
"For porn!"
"What?" Kayo looked around, frowning. She shook her head. "There's always some new sight-"
"For porn!" Kayo growled, irritated, but continued, determined.
"I browse all day and night!"
"For porn!"
"It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!"
"For porn~!" Jay slipped into view, grinning.
"Jay!" Kayo huffed. He grinned wider, but pretended not to notice her.
"The internet is for porn!" he sang, grinning.
"Jay!" Kayo whined, but he continued obliviously.
"The internet is for porn!" he repeated.
"What are you doing?!" Kayo asked, exasperated.
"Why'd you think the net was born? Porn, porn porn!" Jay grinned widely.
"Jay," Kayo said reprovingly, crossing her arms. He turned, as if noticing her for the first time.
"Oh, hello Kayo~" he greeted cheerfully.
Kayo huffed. "You are ruining my song."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..." Jay apologized guiltily. Kayo's expression softened.
"Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?"
"...Alright, okay." Kayo smiled brightly.
"Good!" she chirped. "I'm glad we have this new technology..."
"For porn!" Kayo groaned, and Jay clapped a hand over his mouth. "Oh!"
"Which gives us untold opportunity!" Kayo continued.
"For porn!" Jay clapped a hand over his mouth again. "Oh! Sorry."
"Right from your own desktop-"
"For-" A quick glare from Kayo cut him off.
"You can research, browse, and shop!" Jay looked away innocently as Kayo glared at him again. "Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!"
"For porn~!" Jay burst out.
"Jay!" Kayo snapped.
"The internet is for porn!" Jay sang.
"No..." Kayo crossed her arms, annoyed.
Jay ignored her. "The internet is for porn!
"Jay..." Kayo sighed.
"I'm up all night hugging my horn to porn, porn porn!"[/i]
"That's gross!" Kayo cried, disgusted. She glared at him. "You're a pervert."
"Ah, sticks and stones, Kayo..." Jay hummed.
"No, really," Kayo said sternly. "You're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet."
Jay got a funny grin on his face. "Ohhhh~?"
"What?" Kayo looked startled.
"You have no idea." Jay grinned. "Ready normal people?" he called. Kayo blinked as Kariya, Joshua, and Sanae. appeared in a cloud of static.
"Ready!" Kariya grinned.
"Ready," Sanae agreed, amused.
"Ready," Joshua chuckled.
"Let me hear it!" Jay called. And, to Kayo's utter embarrassment, they began to sing.
"The internet is for porn!" they chorused. "The internet is for porn!"
"All these guys inzip their flies for porn, porn porn!" Jay pointed out cheerfully.
"The internet is not for porn!" Kayo protested.
"Porn...porn...!" the guys sang.
"HOLD ON A SECOND!" Kayo cut them off, frantic.
"Ugh," Jay groaned. Kayo placed her hands on her hips, standing in front of them.
"Now I happen to know for a fact that you-" she pointed at Joshua, "Joshua, check your portfolio, and trade stocks online."
"That's correct," Joshua agreed.
"And Kariya..." she turned her gaze on him. "You buy things on Amazon.com."
"Sure." Kariya shrugged.
"And Sanae," Kayo pointed to him, "you keep selling your possessions on eBay."
Sanae chuckled. "Yes I do!" he agreed, grinning. Kayo stopped in front of Jay.
"And Jay...You sent me that sweet online birthday card." She smiled.
"True!" Jay nodded.
"Ohh, but Kayo..." Kariya grinned. "What do you think we do after? Hmm?" The others snickered.
"...Yeah." Jay smiled sheepishly.
"Ewwwwww!" Kayo cried, disgusted. The guys grinned.
"The internet is for porn!" they sang.
"Gross!" Kayo cried.
"The internet is for porn!" they repeated.
"I hate porn," Kayo groaned.
"Grab your dick and double-click for porn, porn porn!" Jay grinned.
"Ugh." Kayo shook her head. "I hate men."
"Porn...porn...porn...porn..." They guys chorused, grinning.
"I'm leaving!" Kayo called, starting to walk away. "I hate the internet!" They ignored her.
"The internet is for..." Jay began.
"Internet is for-" the others followed along, grinning.
"Internet is for PORN!"
"Hah..." Jay grinned at Kayo's retreating form. "Told you it would work. Pay up." Kariya laughed.
"Aight, aight. Ramen's on me then." Grinning, the group walked off.

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I'm doing Schadenfreude too! It's just taking longer!