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Post by Quill on Mar 22, 2007 16:49:11 GMT -5
These are based on the "Top 100 Chuck Norris facts" I've taken my favorites and replaced the name with various characters (mostly KH and FF7). Continue this list at will. ^_^
Axel has counted to infinity. Twice. Saix does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Saix goes killing. Reno once shot down a fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" Axel CAN believe it's not butter. Cloud Strife invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Kadaj, Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. Axel can divide by zero. Vincent Valentine ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Reno has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth. Luxord owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. Reno doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Kadaj sleeps with a night light. Not because Kadaj is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Kadaj. Axel can slam revolving doors. Reno can delete the Recycling Bin. All for now. ^_^
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Post by Kanna on Mar 23, 2007 11:35:29 GMT -5
Well....
Xigbar doesn't go skiing on floors. He goes skiiing on walls.
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Post by Quill on Mar 23, 2007 11:37:29 GMT -5
Very true! XD
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Post by Quill on Mar 23, 2007 11:46:20 GMT -5
Vincent Valentine doesn't sleep. He waits. Unlike most of the civilized world, Reno will actually recieve 73 green-eyed virgins when he dies. Cloud Strife was the inspiration for Donkey Kong, HD-TV, and waterslides. Yes, waterslides.
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Post by Kanna on Mar 23, 2007 11:59:34 GMT -5
Rosalie isn't insane. She justs acts like it to be famous.
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Post by Quill on Mar 24, 2007 10:36:55 GMT -5
Xonah does not actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Post by Kanna on Mar 24, 2007 20:21:52 GMT -5
Lufia doesn't kill people. They kill themselves by just noticing her.
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Post by Quill on Mar 24, 2007 22:37:38 GMT -5
Paraf's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Ever.
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Post by Kanna on Mar 25, 2007 20:04:30 GMT -5
Rosalie doesn't have cancer..She gives it.
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Post by Quill on Mar 25, 2007 20:12:58 GMT -5
Drake can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Post by Kanna on Mar 25, 2007 20:16:09 GMT -5
Hana is a writer. Infact, she WROTE the epitaph of twilight.
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Post by Quill on Mar 25, 2007 20:23:47 GMT -5
When Death sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Death has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Post by Kanna on Mar 25, 2007 20:32:58 GMT -5
Armor doth wear Lufia for protection.
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Post by Quill on Mar 26, 2007 15:14:49 GMT -5
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Yusa, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Post by Kanna on Mar 26, 2007 15:29:16 GMT -5
XD
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