The Descendants

[Zach]

So. On the ride back from the mountains, Quill and I got to talking about the roleplay. Eventually, I brought up the question of, if we had an ectobiology session (or whatever), what our descendants would be like. This is what I came up with. :3
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Joey (Joseph) Keys

Most similar to me.
A young man that could be parsed "most boring person alive." An accounting major, with a minor in physics (for the challenge). Values good manners and traditional values above all. Snobbish, and a total prude. Despises all things illogical, especially magic.
Specibus: Compasskind
Modus: Equation
Chumhandle: arithmeticalAutocrat
Title: Mage of Blood
Location: Chicago, IL

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Alexandria (Alex) Ryder

Most similar to Quill
A young girl who identifies as a young boy. She considers herself male, tapes her breasts, and is generally into "guy things." Tends to show off and get angry quickly to display "manliness." HATES to be called by her full name. Very lazy laid back. Loves sports, especially baseball.
Specibus: Batkind
Modus: Scoreboard
Chumhandle: ollieAllstar
Title: Maid of Doom
Location: Los Angeles, CA

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Emma Snow

Most similar to Brittany
A gentle, demure girl, who is fascinated with the Antebellum period, and the concept of the "Southern belle." Speaks very properly, with dated Southern euphemisms, and tries to act "like a proper lady." Totally not a racist though. Seriously. Don't call her that. Collects antique dolls, hoop skirts, and other fancy things.
Specibus: Parasolkind
Modus: Etiquette
Chumhandle: ordainedOpulence
Title: Rogue of Mind
Location: Jackson, MI

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Chad (Yasukawa Rei) Jones

Most similar to Murray (?)
In short, a weeaboo. Obsessed with Japanese culture, Japanese music, Japanese video games, Japanese food, Japanese everything. Everything else is baka-desu. Anime girls are totally kawaii! Quirky, odd, but good at heart.
Specibus: Ninjakind
Modus: 変換
Chumhandle: amaterasuOkami
Title: Prince of Rage
Location: Cottonwood, ID

[Quill]

Ahhh oh my goodness they're all perfect! I'mma go draw them now~
Also it's spelled "weeaboo".

[Zach]

Rei is done. :3

[Quill]

Oh my god I want to punch him.
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<3

[Murray]

My glub... My new Homestuck friends made me a Rage player like Rei... Then they made me a Mage of Breath... Still, wow, Rei looks like the kismetic-shamechild of me and Gamzee, eheheh, he'd be fun.

Out of curiosity, are the siblings based on which planet's moon they sleep on in this hypothetical?

[Zach]

Yay!
Actually, me and Brittany already did a little roleplaying as Emma and Joey. It was great. XD

And yes. Joey and Emma on Prospit, Alex and Rei on Derse.

[Quill]

Awesome.

[Murray]

You're related to the crazy one!

And that's not me anymore since my new Moirail pretty much snapped me out of that.

[Zach]

Joey - Emma
Chad - Alex

That is how this works. :/

[Murray]

Oh, I was saying Quill was related to the crazy one, eheh.

[Zach]

Oh. Well, in that case, yes.
X3

[Murray]

Oh, hey, for the actual thing, I'm considering changing my specibus from Game Controller Kind to Megaphone Kind, would that be acceptable?

[Zach]

Hi, Cait Sith, how are you today?
But, uh... I guess that'd be okay? How'd you use it?

[Murray]

Basically, it would be a regular megaphone at first, with some silly name. It would use sound-based attacks, as well as allow me to gain attention, and to some degree, order around lesser enemies once I've proven myself to be beyond their strength. It could also be used to club enemies in some circumstances. I can also annoy enemies to death.

Example Alchemy:
The I Scream Man - Chills enemies to the bone when screeched into.
The Voice Crack of a Thousand Preteen Banshees - Simply amplifies voices to an incredible pitch.
The Vessel of the Treble Clef - Makes melodic sounds that can put some things to sleep.
The Subhowler - Translates everything into wolf-language, mostly useless.
PCHOOOOO + Megaphone - A megaphone with jets, said jets lack means to fly, but have enough power to hover.