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Post by Quill on Jul 3, 2011 17:51:48 GMT -5
(It is a particularly smoky/foggy day today, reducing everything past a certain point to a pale blue haze) Quill's Dad: You can barely see the road signs up there! Quill: Someone must've messed with the render distance.
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Post by Zach on Jul 3, 2011 21:03:13 GMT -5
(I had just uploaded forecasts for random cities, including Madrid, Shibuya, and Inaba, on my new iPhone) iPhone: Updating... (The weather in Inaba is foggy) Me: Jesus Christ it's foggy! Get in the TV!
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Murray
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Post by Murray on Jul 29, 2011 8:15:13 GMT -5
(Discussing the merits of Gamzee x Tavros) BZAP: I like it because it would seem really sweet. And it's not even a relationship, is it? It's kind of one-sided on Gam's part. Muzzman: Like me and Fedora Freak? BZAP: ... BZAP: .........
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Post by Brittany on Aug 29, 2011 23:22:30 GMT -5
Brittany: I DONT UNDERSTAND DAVE/TEREZI Also, okay, judge me for this. But Vriska/Tavros is kinda cute.
Em: Those three sentences should never be anywhere near each other in that order
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Post by Murray on Aug 30, 2011 4:21:52 GMT -5
Me: I just cut myself while shaving. Do you think it was a good idea to && a Barbasol bomb with several shards of broken glass?
Fedora Freak: Seeing as how you were dumb enough to do that, yes.
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Post by Quill on Aug 30, 2011 19:22:13 GMT -5
"A lot of people seem to think the game takes itself a lot more seriously than it actually does. Keep in mind that our villains so far have included a lazy man who eats lollipops and gives no fucks, a giant guy who turns into a giant sheep and makes food puns, and the human personification of the hit video game 'Number Muncher.'" -some dude on the TWEWY Let's Play thread.
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Post by Quill on Sept 3, 2011 23:24:36 GMT -5
Quill: Homestuck. Hamsteak Homstook Hemostorp Hemstamp I could keep doing this for a while Tisdale: Please stop. Quill: K.
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Post by Murray on Sept 4, 2011 4:09:46 GMT -5
Member of my Facebook Group (after reading my list): You sir, are a comedic genius. Me: That's what my driver's license says! Member: ...Why? Me: Because I don't know what a real one looks like.
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Post by Quill on Sept 6, 2011 10:52:42 GMT -5
(We are in anime club, watching Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz. A recurring tension point of the film is a plan called Operation: Meteor, which involves dropping a space colony onto Earth)
Quill: (observing the stoic, bishounen pilot, with long, straight white-blond hair) So...why is Sephiroth piloting a mobile suit again? All: *snerk* Tisdale: Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it's because Meteor failed. All: ... Quill: *deadpan* Get out.
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Post by Murray on Sept 7, 2011 5:40:08 GMT -5
benevolantHassler: i have a copy of that game but it got scratched. WHERE IS DOC SCRATCH WHEN YOU NEED HIM. wanderingGodhead: i will not buy this record wanderingGodhead: it is scratched Murray: I tried to eat the Scratches off of my copy of Sonic Adventure. Murray: Did not work. wanderingGodhead: what Murray: You sound a lot like Nathan, only he tends to be more mortified. wanderingGodhead: attempting to eat scratches off a disk isn't something to get mortified over wanderingGodhead: unless the disk belonged to me Murray: Your discs and my discs should stop fighting and work together. wanderingGodhead: how do they even know each other? benevolantHassler: just a little confused Murray: You think you're confused? I once pretended to go for five days without bathing. wanderingGodhead: what Murray: Not... Not really sure what the moral of that story is. wanderingGodhead: nobody ever would
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Post by Quill on Sept 8, 2011 17:41:56 GMT -5
(Someone links to the TWEWY wiki in the middle of the LP)
Screaming Idiot: Obvious spoilers in there, by the way. Click at your own risk if you don't mind finding out that Joshua is actually what Shiki really looks like, and that the Composer is actually Neku's father. Orange Fluffy Sheep (the LPer): Why would you spoil that Kariya is Neku's dad? ...Wait DAMMIT. KataraniSword: At least they didn't spoil that the final battle would involve Tin Pin... ON MOTORCYCLES. ...aw, fuck.
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Post by Quill on Sept 12, 2011 20:45:12 GMT -5
(It's about 5:00 or so.)
Zach: *pulls out his phone* It's 7 o'clock. Quill: *blinks* *looks at watch* No...? Zach: Sorry, I'm a chronic liar. Quill: ...I'm leaving.
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Post by Quill on Sept 13, 2011 20:34:47 GMT -5
(I am telling Michael about my English teacher, and how he drinks his coffee out of a jelly jar.) Michael: How big is this jelly jar? Quill: It's jelly jar sized. Quill: Like...a standard sized small-ish jelly jar. Michael: ok
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Post by Foryx on Sept 16, 2011 0:50:17 GMT -5
While reading Tvtropes Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker page
The Great Flood: Why, there's an ocean on top of Hyrule
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Post by Quill on Sept 16, 2011 19:02:18 GMT -5
Quill: *pinching Zach's ear* Zach: Ow! I need that ear to hear things! Brittany: Van Gogh didn't. All: *PFFT* Zach: Well I wasn't trying to impress anybody! Brittany: Sum bitch named Rachael- All: PFFFFFFTTTTT!!
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