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Post by Quill on Sept 17, 2011 18:32:19 GMT -5
(Boy I'm posting here a lot!)
Fiona (my dad's cat) is leaning up against Jen in a very snuggly manner, something she never does. Jen: Why are you getting all snuggly with me? You never do that. Quill: She's planning something. Jen: Yeah, I'm gonna find cat toys in my shoes later... (Later, Fiona is staring out the window) Quill: Y'know, staring out the window and brooding is something supervillains do. Jen: (laughing quietly) Quill: Dad, I don't know how to tell you this, but you cat is a supervillain.
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Post by Murray on Sept 18, 2011 3:56:34 GMT -5
On the IRC, the day after I tested out my new OC, Captain Dive.
arsenicCatnip: :33 < i dont want to purrlay with captain dive arsenicCatnip: :33 < he is too dangerous
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Post by Murray on Sept 19, 2011 4:30:57 GMT -5
Murray: Wait a second... Murray: YOU'RE NOT ERIDAN! Murray: ERIDAN DOESN'T LIVE ON THE SUN! Murray: YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER! Eridan: i dont livve on the sun Eridan: YOU THREWW ME ON THE SUN Murray: Oh yeah. Murray: Derp. Eridan: BI
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Post by Brittany on Sept 20, 2011 19:33:29 GMT -5
[Talking to Cayley about dreams]
Me: So I had a dream Daniel Radcliffe was in a sauna getting tattoos with the cast of Jersey Shore... Cayley: XD
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Post by Brittany on Sept 26, 2011 19:11:06 GMT -5
[showed her a picture of me 4 years ago]
Me: I don't look any different trolololololololol~
Kate: ....
Me: WUT
Kate: You don't...
Me: Yeah. hurr hurr Me: I AM IMMORTAL
Kate: OMG R U A VAMPUR?
Me: YUS Me: I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
Kate: OMG UR MAH EDWARDDDD
Me: BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Me: IM TO DANGROOOOOOOOOOS
Kate: BABY TAKE ME
Me: OM NOM NOM NOM
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Post by Brittany on Sept 28, 2011 19:56:40 GMT -5
[talking to Cayley about Emory coming home for Thanksgiving]
Me: IMMA SEE THE CAR PULL UP AND I AM GOING FLIP WHATEVER I HAVE IN MY HANDS IF I HAVE SOMETHING AND IMMA RUN OUTSIDE AND MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE ALL, "ASDGA?!? SDGGALGSDN!!!" AND IM JUST GONNA....QWOP ACROSS THE YARD!!
Cayley: XDDD
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Post by Brittany on Sept 29, 2011 9:26:21 GMT -5
A summary of the intermission.
Years in the past, but not many
It was the future way back when next week yesterday there are going to be clocks and cards soon until five minutes ago and some guy had a magical rainbow coat and then everyone will start shooting each other but this chick came along and ripped this other guy’s arm off and suddenly Karkat.
The end.
-http://what-the-fuck-is-homestuck.tumblr.com
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Post by Brittany on Sept 29, 2011 9:43:27 GMT -5
I AM SPAMMING I DONT CARE IF I GET IN TROUBLE I would like to address the issue of school. In order to Homestuck, you must first school. Here is why. -Too busy Homestuck, don’t get work done -Teacher gets upset with you -Have no idea what’s going on in class -Can’t education -Grade goes down -You will have a lot of work to make up so you don’t fail -Too busy to Homestuck. -One day, you will be so occupied with thinking about the Homestuck that you are missing, you will fail to notice the plastic radioactive anvil falling directly above which lands directly on your head and sets you on fire until you can only see the color apple -Scientists pay you so they can research the rare case of apple eyes -You agree because you need the money to fund your pumpkin addiction -Your apple eyes temporarily get worse from the research -In this time period the internet is deemed as evil by evil overlords and the only thing that can save it is your anti-evil e-mail account -Your hands turn into pillows and you can’t e-mail account -Internet is destroyed -No more Homestuck for you (http://what-the-fuck-is-homestuck.tumblr.com)
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Post by Foryx on Sept 29, 2011 22:46:08 GMT -5
Emory: Brittany I am evil Pure evil Brittany: if it's about pokemon Emory: It is but it's easy to get So the parents had two eggs. and one hatched into a girl and one hatched into a boy and I wanted to train the parents so I was like 'hmmm, I wonder....' h1p0thermia: And the brother and sister had an incest baby, Brittany!!! D: Brittany: EMORY DATS WAT HAPENED AT THE BEGINING OF DA WORLD Emory: INCEST BABIES BRITTANY THEY'RE GONNA BE SO DERPY AND BRAIN DAMAGED Brittany: OMG EMORY DONT HATE AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW Emory: WHAT THE FRAG THEY HAD ANOTHER ONE THEY'RE HORNY LITTLE INCESTUOUS CHILDREN Brittany: YOURE HORNY..in....ew Emory: www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=72 This! THis is what I'm Doing! Brittany: THATS MEAN Emory: And the worst part is I'm actually going to do that release most of them out into the wild. ._. Or trade them for stuffs Brittany: YOURE A TERRIBLE PERSON Emory: Their grandmother was a crazy slut who tried to kill me so I feel slightly justified.
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Post by Quill on Oct 2, 2011 14:23:52 GMT -5
Everyone out of the god damn way. You've got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.
Stitch says drop the livestock knob and settle the hell down.
He says you do realize C4 is a stable explosive and won't detonate with gunfire, right?
You say oh.
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Post by Quill on Oct 6, 2011 20:08:45 GMT -5
GA: Let Me See If I Can Word This Sensibly GA: I Would Like To Invite You To A Locale Of Your Choosing Where We Could Perhaps Take The Time To Speak With One Another In A Fashion That Facilitates Our Getting To Know Each Other Better Beyond Merely Having Contact Over An Electronic Medium Such That We Can Explore Emotional Bonds And Ideas With The Hope That We Could Forge A Stronger Understanding Of Our Interests CC: ... CC: T)(at was a lot of carping words. 38/
(from Virgobound)
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Post by Quill on Oct 11, 2011 19:53:08 GMT -5
(I am on a board arguing that a human/bird DNA hybrid should not have back wings for various reasons, and that they should instead have wings for hands. Someone (obviously very young and not good with anatomy argues something along the lines of 'well, humans and birds have different DNA, so who can say if we'd grow wings on our backs or not. Maybe that's how wings for humans work.")
Quill: DNA is not IKEA furniture. There is no "insert tab A into slot B is subject is species X."
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Post by Quill on Oct 12, 2011 17:58:36 GMT -5
*Me and Brittany talking about nerdism is like half a bellcurve*
Me: Well, you and me, we're about here on the curve. *indicates high up on the curve* And then Zach is around here. *indicates a bit lower on the curve*
Brittany: And then Emory is like off over here. *indicates somewhere completely random, off the curve entirely*
Me: He's doing loopdee loops and zigzags!
Brittany: I'm like, "No, Emory, come back here. No, stop it! Come back and be a fixed point!"
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Post by Quill on Oct 12, 2011 21:39:11 GMT -5
(I'm doing a humans with animal DNA roleplay, and encourage originality in the chosen animals. Someone considers joining as someone with Sand Cat DNA.) Me: ((Before I post my intro: asldkghakdhgajsdhklgjahdlfhadg SAND CATS ARE PRETTY)) Mima (person joining): ooc: THEY ARE SO PRETTY Mima: ooc: It's like, "I wanna be a tiger! I wanna be a lion!" "STEP ASIDE FELLOWS, I HAVE A SMALL WILDCAT THAT BURROWS." (Not part of the quote, but seriously- look at these things.)
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Post by Quill on Oct 13, 2011 14:59:22 GMT -5
(on an episode of Cash Cab) Ben: An alternative to permanent tattoos, what plant dye, popular in India, is used for temporary body art? Contestant: I know this one! Ben: You do? Contestant: (very sure of himself) Hentai! Ben: *gives a long, awkward, disturbed look into the camera*
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