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Post by Zach on Mar 14, 2011 18:34:04 GMT -5
In an effort to bring a little unity back to this forum... a new game.
The rules are simple. I make a wish, and you grant it in a twisted fashion. Then you make a wish. Simple, right?
For example: Me- I wish I could turn invisible. Next Reply- Granted. But it only works if you're hopping on one foot while loudly singing Habanera from Carmen. I wish for a million dollars. etc.
So... I wish for world peace.
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Post by Quill on Mar 14, 2011 20:09:21 GMT -5
Granted, a nuke blows up the world, now there's no one to fight wars.
I wish I wasn't sick right now.
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Post by Brittany on Mar 14, 2011 20:50:44 GMT -5
Granted, but your bellybutton will never be free of lint.
I wish losing weight was easy.
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Post by Zach on Mar 14, 2011 20:52:48 GMT -5
It is, the fat now just constantly drips out of every open orifice in your body.
I wish that I had magical powers.
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Post by ღMax on Mar 14, 2011 20:53:09 GMT -5
Granted. But only if you yell really loudly that you are wanna be a mongoose at inappropriate times.
I wish that I was better at talking to people.
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Post by Zach on Mar 14, 2011 20:55:52 GMT -5
Granted. You are now an amazing orator. But, as you've gone deaf, you can no longer hear their responses.
I wish I had a nice boyfriend.
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Post by Brittany on Mar 14, 2011 20:58:31 GMT -5
Granted, but everyone that knows him hates you.
I wish my mom would listen to people...
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Post by ღMax on Mar 14, 2011 21:04:08 GMT -5
Granted. But she listens so much now, that people are beginning to freak out a little.
I wish I was less awkward.
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Post by Brittany on Mar 14, 2011 21:06:55 GMT -5
Granted, but you almost turn into a popular person and estrange your friends but in an epic turnabout, save the day with...okay, I'm being weird. Let's just say you almost turn popular. I wish I wasn't afraid of the future.
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Post by Zach on Mar 14, 2011 21:12:04 GMT -5
Granted. Now you're petrified of the past.
I wish I had a tiny Tavros that lived in my pocket. :3
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Post by Quill on Mar 14, 2011 21:14:00 GMT -5
Granted, but he doesn't actually like you that much.
I wish there was less drama on the internet.
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Post by Brittany on Mar 14, 2011 21:15:32 GMT -5
Granted, but there's more drama in real life.
I wish there was less drama in real life.
(XD)
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Post by Quill on Mar 14, 2011 21:16:18 GMT -5
Granted now all the drama is on the...inter...goddammit.
I wish I didn't get bored so easily.
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Post by Zach on Mar 14, 2011 21:17:40 GMT -5
Granted. Now you're WAY too in to everything. It's getting kinda annoying, actually.
I wish SBURB was a real game.
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Post by Quill on Mar 14, 2011 21:20:51 GMT -5
Granted, but you're not the one that actually takes part in the session. You die from meteors.
I wish there was more time in the day.
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