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Post by Zach on Mar 16, 2011 16:56:11 GMT -5
Granted. However, everyone else's wishes become the same way, so yours really isn't all that special anymore.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Murray on Mar 16, 2011 19:49:06 GMT -5
Granted, however, your flying exploits contradict the first law of motion, causing a feedback loop that throws the Earth into the sun (thankfully though, it flows right through the hole I punched in it).
I wish I could play Dungeons and Dragons.
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Post by Zach on Mar 16, 2011 20:06:33 GMT -5
Granted. Your nerdiness has now reached such a level that it has become a singularity, and is starting to rip holes in the fabric of space-time. Also, you now need to use an inhaler 24/7 and you've developed a crippling acne problem and fear of women.
I wish people would stop disappointing me.
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Post by Murray on Mar 16, 2011 20:20:03 GMT -5
Granted, but now you only know one person. (It's me!)
I wish I could give history answers to my maths test.
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Post by Kanna on Mar 17, 2011 20:44:55 GMT -5
Granted, but now your history tests need math answers.
I wish I could help Japan more...
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Post by Zach on Mar 17, 2011 21:02:31 GMT -5
Granted. You singlehandedly restore Japan to its former glory. However, now you're so famous that everyone with a drop of asian blood in them will throw themselves onto the floor in gratitude every time you walk by.
I wish I was better at drawing.
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Post by ღMax on Mar 17, 2011 21:39:09 GMT -5
Granted. But unfortunately for you, your sudden ability to draw has completely taken away your ability to write.
I wish to see Wicked on Broadway.
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Post by Zach on Mar 17, 2011 22:15:03 GMT -5
Granted. But you can never leave the theatre. You'll have to watch it over and over for the rest of your life. D:
I wish there was something to eat in this damn house.
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Post by Murray on Mar 17, 2011 23:52:58 GMT -5
Granted, but it's all asbestos.
I wish that I could ruin the Candlejack me
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Post by Zach on Mar 18, 2011 22:20:02 GMT -5
Granted, but you just said his na-
I wish that I hadn't been kidnapped by an ethereal boogeyman.
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Post by Quill on Mar 19, 2011 0:27:00 GMT -5
Granted- now you're his eternal slave, always fetching him more rope.
I wish Portal 2 was out already.
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Post by Murray on Mar 19, 2011 0:43:49 GMT -5
Granted. The game is now buggy, having gone gold with out final testing.
I wish I had magic pants.
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Post by Zach on Mar 19, 2011 10:06:23 GMT -5
Granted. You are now unable to move save for moonwalking all over the place.
I wish I had some hashbrowns right about now...
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Post by ღMax on Mar 19, 2011 13:58:40 GMT -5
Granted. But unfortunately, you neglected to ask them to be cooked.
I wish I was better with descriptions.
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Post by Zach on Mar 19, 2011 14:28:34 GMT -5
Granted. Now you spend, at the minimum, three pages describing every detail and microcosm of your characters. Now nobody really wants to roleplay with you, and your name has become Tara Gilespie.
I wish I had never read My Immortal, My Inner Life, and/or/especially Rectified Anonymity.
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