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Post by Quill on Mar 19, 2011 22:52:36 GMT -5
Granted, your life is now much better off for it. I'm not sure how that's a downside, but there it is.
I wish I could get Time Warp out of my head.
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Post by Zach on Mar 19, 2011 22:58:42 GMT -5
Granted. Now you can't stop thinking about Edward Cullen.
I wish that really cute guy at 2nd & Charles had noticed me. (in a positive way)
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Post by Quill on Mar 19, 2011 23:05:04 GMT -5
Granted, he's a creepy stalker and in a few nights he'll sneak in your house to rape you.
I wish I hadn't just said that...
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Post by Zach on Mar 19, 2011 23:19:15 GMT -5
((That would be a downside? XD)) Granted. You worded it slightly differently.
I wish I could drive.
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Post by Quill on Mar 19, 2011 23:40:26 GMT -5
Granted! But your license is counterfeit and you get arrested.
I wish I had some AA batteries.
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Post by Zach on Mar 19, 2011 23:42:28 GMT -5
Granted. They promptly blow up in your face.
I wish I could illustrate a bit faster without having any degradations in quality.
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Post by Murray on Mar 20, 2011 0:23:32 GMT -5
Granted, but now your hands bleed profusely afterward.
I wish the notion that I was too short to be in the Canadian Air force was one most commonly associated with having one's house refurbished.
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Post by Zach on Mar 20, 2011 0:40:04 GMT -5
Granted. The world has now become such that nothing makes sense, thereby making your wish entirely logical.
I wish a certain someone I know would stop behaving like such a prick.
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Post by Murray on Mar 20, 2011 0:54:28 GMT -5
Granted. He now acts like a twit instead.
I wish I had an audience that would truly appreciate my humor stylings, rather than just laugh at them.
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Post by Zach on Mar 20, 2011 1:03:05 GMT -5
Granted. You now have an audience of philosophical old men who analyze every statement you make. They don't laugh, they just nod and comment on your use of metaphor.
I wish I didn't embarass myself all the time.
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Post by Murray on Mar 20, 2011 3:45:23 GMT -5
Granted, you are now intangible, inaudible and invisible.
I wish I didn't have a vulnerability to kryptonite.
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Post by Zach on Mar 20, 2011 12:27:44 GMT -5
Granted. Your weakness is now classic rock.
I wish I could sing well.
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Post by Brittany on Mar 20, 2011 16:49:12 GMT -5
Granted but now you don't know how to talk normally. I wish I could go back in time and replace the me that did a barrel roll with a lookalike dummy. (This makes sense, ask if you wanna know. )
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Post by Zach on Mar 20, 2011 17:24:41 GMT -5
Granted...? You said "four" to it instead.
I wish to know what the hell was meant in the above statement.
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Post by ღMax on Mar 20, 2011 19:18:54 GMT -5
Granted. But now you know far too much, and must be eliminated.
I wish people were all nice to each other.
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